Best Sex/Worst Sex You've Ever Had

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  1. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Ohh dear..

    :lol: :lol:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    wasnt the end of the world but it was the worst sex ever (afterwards) :lol: :cry:
  3. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    :lol:

    I like all the "worst sex" comments..

    What's to say that you's werent crap yourselves ??

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    best - paula... she has some quality tricks up her sleave :up:

    worst - to put it bluntly... nobbing a fat bird on the blob in me best mates bed. :sick: he got his revenge by uber-fucking a geordie slapper all over my old room in halls of residence :down:
  5. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    casy Dirty Slut

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    best sex i ever had was on the penshaw monument at dawn..... after botth of us had a long night at work and he was going away (without me :eek: ) for a couple of weeks so we went for a walk and a talk..... it was lush so high up and just so naughty, we could see everything but nothing could see us. :love:

    worst sex??? dont care to remember them times :lol:
  7. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    Worst sex was with some student type. got back to hers expecting some mind blowing fuck fest, just when im about to nail her she gets a suddden bout of guilt, turns out she had a boyfriend. we still fucked like so he musta been crap.

    was taxi for the freedo fighter at ridiculous o clock her crack was shite and the beer was wearing off.

    on a seperate note, i was getting no feedback, she just lay there and took it. felt like i shoulda paid her after.
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    princess jane Registered User

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    Hmmm

    Half way through a Benni Bonassi gig in Amsterdam I lured wor lad out with talk of 'a walk on the beach'

    5 minutes later and the sand was going everywhere

    Finish and realised we weren't as well hidden as we thought, lots of freaky deaky Dutch walking past

    Went back in the bar covered in sand with a cheeky grin
  9. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    i'll have you know i was my usual vibrant self. like a rabbit with parkinsons.:D
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    princess jane Registered User

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    oh yeah and on the same hol we were sharing a room with four other people, which was class for lots of sneaky action whilst trying not to make noise.

    Sorry fellow holiday makers!
  11. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    your just pure filth you arent ya :D
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    princess jane Registered User

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    Pure Royal Filth
  13. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    best kind :up:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    to be honest we were both fucked. id just had a bottle of wine and a shed laod of pints fuck nars what she had, when we got back to hers she made a bong up. prope threw me :lol: :lol:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    worst part was having to wake her up to ask where i was :lol: :lol: :lol: turns out i was in high barnes.

    was hoping to jsut slip out the door and into a passing taxi :lol:
  16. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    somewhere in sunderland :lol: :lol: i had a good laugh in the taxi when i started getting flashbacks of what i got upto :lol: :lol:
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    Ah the memories! :love: :love: :love:

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    lee... you fucked geordie??? :lol:
  19. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    :lol: lmfao wtf is the crack with that donkey picture
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    happy happy!! :)
    best sex, my michael!! :love: hard to pick a particular best time every time is just amazing and lush!! :love: yep folks reach for those sick buckets haha!! :cyber:
    worst..hhmmm...well...not a lot of boys know what to do in bed despite how much they think they do!! excellent sex is hard to come by in my opinion!!

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