Bollocks Bought myself a 14" pizza from Safeway in town this afternoon. Was well lookin forward to eating it. Ive just heated the oven up, took it out the wrapper, and . . . . the bastard thing is too big to fit in my oven.
Not as bad as some lass we know. She put a pizza on for everyone on the top tray and somehow managed to make it melt all over the inside of the cooker.
i almost did that, but decided on a slightly smaller version of the same sexy four cheese, pepperoni n jalapeno stuffed crust