halloween??!!

halloween??!!

used be cool when i was younger for obvious reasons, but gonna take my son out early on which will be sweet coz he's only 2, but then its back in and from 7:30 onwards its the little bastards who will blow up your car or put ya windows through if you even try and fob them off with sweets... '' naaw like, ya got any money instead??'' cheeky feckers!!! grrrr,:evil: :evil:



that is all!!!

ribena + supersoaker + letterbox...

we were having a fancy dress party on saturday and wor lass was putting the food out downstairs while i was gettin me costume on and she got a knock on the window , not the door .. there were 5 teenage kids bout 14 or so banging on the window shouting trick or treat giz some money or else at wor lass she told them to fuck off but they braid on the window again . (meanwhile im filling a bucket of water in the batthroom )
Bedroom window is opend water is poured out then im out the front door with a broomstick chasing the charva twats while pissing mesell laughing ....... i hate charvs a hate halloween but some how it all seems worthnit now

problem is they're always tooled up with about a grands worth of fire works at this time of year!!

flaming dog poo's thru the door are not fun

some of the little fuckers tried thier luck on friday night.... no costumes or owt.... couldn't belive it.... talk about takin the piss..... last year we got fookin carol singers in the middle of november!!!:evil:

it's the best time of the year to 'lend is 20p hew'. What do you expect

i like to confuse them... '' of course you can lend 20p... when will i get it back???'' love the look on thier faces...

nah bollox to 'em.. cant wait to get in from 5aside later and rinse some chavs/little kids with ribena..

mite lash some superglue on the doorbell as well..

hate halloween with a fucking vengeance.

i was brought up to think it was just glorified begging anyway. i never got into the whole dressing up thing. its just a commercial pile of utter fucking wank.

it really pisses me off having little dickheads knocking on my door all night wanting sweets. they can fuck off and die.

unless they are with there parents and i dont mind giving nice kids stuff. but charvers wearing a burberry cap and a 35pence franknstein mask have no right.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

fucking american shit stuff

Me and about 20 of my friends are going to the uci tonight where they do this thing n show scary films from 10 till 6 in the morining and its ten pounds to get in! We r sneaking in food and sleeping bags!

u havent got 20 friends

Pretty much sums up my feelings on it too. Load of commercial bullshit.

if their your age are you taking your parents as well? horror movies are normally 18 c

Nearly all of them are 18 apart from me n kt u oaf

*cue some shite , textbook dinosaur joke