Searches at Gods

the only men to have seen my cock since i was a baby are some coppers, fucking pervs

i cant really stop laughing at that vision of people tryin to shove huge bags of drugs up thier arse in the massive q - "hold me bag for a sec chick im just gonna wedge me finger reet up there"


woah

lmfao

you arent going to jail you know

you dont need to go internal to utilise the arse in stashing, a simply wrap your stash in a few sandwich bags to create a padded ball (it must be padded to create a grip when stuffed) then stuff it between your arsecheeks, it should then be well lodged without even smelling of poo

Same here m8. Although I have doubts about the P.E teachers who would try their best to make sure everyone stripped off and had a shower :evil:

or braid a bag out of bum hair

LOL no matter what school you attended, it appears the PE teacher is always a nonce

How is there no law against this? I used to skive school to avoid having to get my none existant pubes out

haha you were worried incase the other boys were hairier than you

why is that funny?

i thought everone is worrying about something like that at that age?

depends on the growth u had i suppose lol
eeee look at me, oooo haha look at baldy bollox
kids will be kids

I'm not sure how many 12 year olds were particularly hairy but the thought of trotting around in the cold followed by a forced strip just didnt appeal to me so I skived a lot

fucking hell showers after rugby for South Tyneside and school was always a no go area, oooo my lift is here, enjoy ur bath ur sick cunts, even tho one time the rugby match was in York rofl

You lost me after no go area..

I'll explain it at the arena

I've never met you! This kind of talk isn't a good starting point in my opinion

Stuff what you need in either your bra or nicks.
Then buy some poppers and put them in your bra the dog will detect something then when you tell them you only have poppers they take them off you and they don't look for anything else.

It happened to me last GK.

Won't a bottle of poppers in your bra look a bit odd!?

Getting caught to avoid getting caught is probably not the best idea lol!

Airtight is the best way. Or up the bot!

What if you don't wear a bra?

Are nats tats roaming free to this one?