Ever been caught on the job?

It wasn't 'while she watched' you fuckin tool she walked in as it happened

Hehe, me too. Was in the states tho, So humliating Whoops

***Think Marce's story wins hands down tho! :clap:

are youi laughing because you havent had sex?

no, laughing at the comedy in the thread

You quoted the wrong person or summit?

no.

lol u cock

:angel3:

A while ago me and my bloke had been to the pub for a few and when we got back to his we were feeling a bit frisky and I started to give him a little teaser and just then his mam walked in on us while I was doing some kind of job !!!! :blush: .

got caught by my ex gf's mam

we'd been banging away as u do, ne way we'd jus finished n i was stood up nxt 2 the bed, stark bollock naked n wiv half a dafty on wen she walked in :blush:

needless 2 say sitting round the dinner table was more than awkward lol

class expression

ha classic

similar note - recently - hear the dreaded shout 'john?!?!' the door sort of open, so pulled duvet up and lay there on top of her, tried the whole 'erm, just sleeping like this, she doesnt mind being half crushed to death, honest' look... which was clearly about as effective as 'a spider crawled down there and i was trying to catch it'

bah.

me and the ex were in bed once after a night out and her mate kipped in another bed, he came in and noticed my zip was down on me jeans while we were lying there so he went down stairs and told her mam that she just gave me a blowjob. i could have killed him if her mam wasnt mint and found it funny.

your all gay and need to leave your parents home.

im a vigrin.

to be fair isn't it you that takes your washing home still??? maybe i'm wrong but i'm sure it's one of the NoName boys??

Moved out but living the dream of parental looking after still......ahhhh