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  1. cazz

    cazz Registered User

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    trapped wind

    what causes it and whats the best cure...every time i come to work i get it, im in agaony :cry:
    cazz, Nov 29, 2005
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    Poor diet usually :fart:
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    :fart: :fart: :fart: :fart:
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    Wouldn't it be nice if all that trapped wind magically cleared up transpiring to a massive fart making you follow through at work :lol: :sick:
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    im a lady.. ill have u know...if i thought that would happen i would go to the toilet
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    dont you even dare...... I AM A LADY
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    I'm not even gonna make a little britain joke :eek:
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    Re: trapped wind

    can you not just get the person sitting next to you to rub your back
    Dan Hawkins, Nov 29, 2005
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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    Bend over and touch your toes.
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    Re: Re: trapped wind

    Would you want to sit next to someone rub their back ro relax them and inhale a massive fart for your trouble?
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    i would not want to ask the people in my place of work to rub my back.... its bad enough sitting next to them
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    Re: Re: Re: trapped wind

    It sounds as if you'd get a warm satisfaction from farting on them, no?
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    beggars can't be choose's caroline
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: trapped wind

    True...how dare i be so ungrateful.. :angel2:
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    Re: trapped wind

    sounds to me like you hate your job and your body is taking the brunt of it!! :lol:

    every time you go to work??maybe you eat to quick in the morning???you have to sit down and eat as standing up/moving around is bad for you when eating.
    SoapieTW, Nov 29, 2005
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    Re: trapped wind

    A great big, ripping, stinking fart

    Can be induced by trying to retrieve a pen from under your desk...as I once learned
    trance_fan, Nov 29, 2005
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