5-a side

5-a side

Mackems vs. Geordies

Although us mackems come very few upon this board i reckon its time we got a five-aside match 2getha???

what you reckon?
any sunderland lads wanna show the geordies how it goes on on the pitch? and any geordies wanna beating step forward?

Im neither but if i tried to play football these days id have a heart attack. My knees also a bit fucked so that would probably go aswell.

my knees fucked like,but for 5aside purposes peice of piss

losers get the pints in

Of course boothy, but our team wont lose

Mackems for the Win

Five-a-side fucks you just as much as a full game, if not more. You never stop running for the full 20mins flat out. When you walk of the pitch you look and feel like your heart is just about to pack in!

I didnt say i wasnt fit, fivea-side is intence but there isnt sliding tackles everywhere, its all about running round, and skill in a small space, the knee is perfectly capable of doing such an activity bud

you fancy a game? what team?

can girls play as well?

yea i dont mind, just anyone whos interestd!!

you any good like?

ive never played football in my life, and have no intention of doing so, i was just asking

bet you'd look canny in a tight sunderland strip though

i played last night in the dunston power league... me legs are nackin!

no, you are sadly mistaken,

wearing a sunderland strip would make me look like a mackem.

you a geordie like?

disappointin you had potential

you say that like its a bad thing

"I bleed black and white"

which makes it surprising I have not been taken for rigorous medical testing to date.

i dnt mind if people are geordies really, except for match days, i hate with a passion just one of those things really

plus your a nice girl i wont hold it against you

i dont have nowt agaisnt geordies either. i mean i actually kock about with 'them' even if 'they' cramp my style.

everyone should have a geordie mate...'they' make you look good