Good fish/vegetarian restaurants

in Jesmond Dene?

at the mo' my income is more Fisherman's Pie from Asda

One has to do these things properly, particularly early on!

I did have a look at that, and was tempted, but the bank balance won't stretch quite that far at the moment!

Damn right

As long as the alcohol content is kept to a reasonable level

Scott will tell you sometimes he didn't get this right and was left dragging a very drunken princess home

Unfortunately she lives in London, which makes doing anything remotely impressive here nigh on impossible! Hence aiming for a nice, relaxed evening.

I know what you mean on the alcohol front - already fallen into that trap once or twice already!

it is a fine line between guarenteed shag and guareteed sick bucket

Why not take her to the Pig and Whistle, you could dance on stage and win a bottle of 'champers'.

Speaking as a lady that would have a definite impact on me...