join the official gary fanclub!!

join the official gary fanclub!!

that's right kid's!!

we all love him so here's the chance to prove it!!

guarenteed gary will respond to each one of you with a loving personalised letter!!

join now and you will also recieve the following fabulous gifts FREE of charge...

-a dance like gary handbook, with easy read instructions on how to dance like your hero, also available in japanese, french and german, but unfourtuantly not yet in welsh!!

-a sock disposal kit, cos we all hate them

-a pack of rizla's and a lighter, cos the shop is always too far away

-20 pack of lamberts, dont let little dave see them now!

and as an extra special gift...

-a "where the fuck is andre" flashy badge, cos we all get sick of saying it!!


so kids!! with an offer like that how can you all refuse!!sign up now for only $20!!!

and hurry!!there aint enough room for us all to love gary the official way!!

have u been drinking?

what about the gary home haircut kit?

who's gary?

am i missing out on something?

i wana flashy badge

who's gary...

once you have been a member for over 3 months you be eligable for a personal visit from gary to your very own home!!

also, you will recieve a voucher for a hair appointment at gary's local barber...and a rolling mat, for when you the only one who can, but you just can't be arsed!!

join the gary platinum club for the bargain price of $50 now and also recieve a FREE bonkers cd!!relive those days of hapiness with the spirit of gary!

haha...
your on the ball today dave.....u have been drinking...

who the fucks gary??

dave you've sent my mind into dissaray!! however your marketing skills are top notch where do i sent my cheque?!?

i have to agree, u ever thought of becoming a salesman dave?

i dont even know who gary is, but already im starting to want to be him!

this woudln't be random now would it dave??? cos u know what happens to ppl being random round here..... all the grown-ups get to shout at you lots and go tsk-tsk "this is a serious board for serious people" until you slink away in perpetual shame and humiliation like what happened to poor Davey Dickinson when he was just trying to entertain a few lost souls stuck in on a friday nite..... poor lad I miss him and his randomness I do

and who the fuck is gary??

he sells his body every night!

i must admitt, i have been a closet gary fan for quite a while....anyway that i can get closer to him is fantastic!!!

im esp looking forward to the barbers trip! role on 3 months time!

good news for all you gary lovers out there!!

gary himself will be making his long awaited return THIS friday at the foundation nightclub!!

bring along any cut out of gary from your favourite teenage magazine and agry will be pleased to sign it!!

gary will also be happy to pose for photo's with his adoring fans, but unfourtuantly due to copyright laws there will be a $5 charge for this service!!still a bargain for meeting everyone's hero though!!

but remeber kids!!please do not touch gary!!he is a person too!

lmfao!

WTF!

garry would like to thank his loyal following and looks forward to meeting each one of you in person tonight!!

I'm really confused.....who the fuck is Gary?!?!?!

Was Gary in a blue car last night?

i dunno bout the rest like but there "WHERE THE FUCK IS ANDRE" stickers sound like a neccesity

can gary get joe his own special "is the *** here yet" one?...at least we pretend its andre we are waiting for

p.s well done ickle dave and co for finally getting big'n on the narcs?!