January detox

im stumped

Been told after my little hospital trip that I have to cut down on booze or will be compltely fucked in a few years



saw a bloke in their . not much older than me , with Gaut from drinking too much , he was ,laying there shivering with a proper distorted and swollen elbow and his feet were all red and in weird positions


fuck that malarky



for my breakfast i had a fine selection of Mango , Melon , Bannanas and Kiwi Fruit

proper midgetist

suck my fuck you umpa lumpa.

holy shit did you see the size of that tumbleweed?

How umpa lumpa??

Proper stumpy?

fuck detoxing

I went out last night and waxed 7 pints of stella with an old friend and was still in work for half 7 this morning. Coffee powered mind though.

as far as exercise goes i've actually quit my gym as it was costing nearly 700 notes a year, and instead bought a home multigym.

I bought a weight bench ages ago that has lifted more coats than I have weights.

this isn't just a weight bench, i've bought an entire multigym! got a treadmill as well.

you're right though time will tell how much use i actually make of it all.

all a detox dose is make you hugry, bite everyones head off, and sit there slavering over someone who is eating a nice creamy cake

I'm off the lot

had enough of all of it

I don't really drink that much or do too many drugs these days and I don't give a fuck what I eat. I do wanna cut down on smoking and drink more water though

Im gonna eat more junk food, drink more and just generaly do less exercise....

not as if you going to get fat tho is it.

:SLASH:

i've lost loooaads of weight over the festive period after been poorly so hope to stay that way and just gonna get a few fitness dvd's in preperation for bikini body a la summer 2006, am thinking carmen electra's striptease one and also the bestest pilates dvd ever will be the two dvd's to help me achieve this!! not 100% sure bout the carmen one tho, anyone done it? xxx

I'll be detoxing from beer and drugs but only cos im skint and theres not much going on clubbing wise this month

Mine has went well..

No brekkie cos had no time.
Split my dinner between my 10am break and my 12pm dinner.
Ate NO chocolate.
Had very little fizzy pop.

Then got offered a free 9" Chilli Garlic bread.
Snatched it.
Ate it.

Damn.

Worst thing you can do chandy