so which country is america gonna invade next

oh yes i have been owned fuck off you ireconcilable knob

fuck this, im not goona vouch for his cock

4 inches in circumference aye

anyway off the subject of scrufs cock, its making andy hard :sick:

Man I love this board, first a thread dedicated to my excellentness, then this

Theres a few girls on here you could PM that could vouch (and eyeball of course), but I'm gonna avoid naming them for the sake of our quasi-incestous past

like I said, it was karma, and also cos she was shagging someone elses boyfriend, but we don't talk about that on here

haha i dread to think of the shag-ties on here... just think of some of the people we've shagged indirectly, apart from each other of course

anyway, dunno why i stick up for you cos you still owe me that fucking sleeping bag and left your clutter in me flat

Well yours only slipped up once so its nothing compared to what horrors I could be linked with

The sleeping bag is somewhere in a flat in north london... fetch!

you are so fucking stupid

au contraire

i know you have tried to insult him there, but that simply doesn't make sense.

irreconcilable differences, he wont see my point of view.... it does amke sense :spangled:

once you've had smog you never go back

that will be a tenner then, or a couple of pints when i next see ya! :fart:

is wor Kerry in this story by any chance??

what an anti climax (the goss I mean, not Kerry). The way Lee was going on I was expecting a gay orgy at the very least

ahh so thats why you were excited, each to their own

now that sounds like goss! PM me details

on a lighter note, the chelsea newcastle match is turning nasty

well it has been for about 30 mins

hahaha..

give rabbai epstein a ring, it'll be on his patch, pull some strings...

you decided whether or not your gonna come out on saturday yet? I want to have one last drink with you before they send you to the camp

rest assured it doesn't in the context of an adjective attached to the word knob.

and you're single why?