Road Rage

I dont get road rage as I have my own private lane, the bus lane!!

I get shocking road rage. It's only ever me shouting in the car though, I never do anything about it as I quite like my face in the order it is at present.

My pet hate is when the car in front of you goes across a box junction, you can see that there is plenty of space for you to cross to so you follow, then the bastard stops about 30 feet from the car in front leaving you on the boxes. Either that or when a car in an adjacent lane nips into the space that should have been yours, thus leaving you stranded on the boxes again :evil:

remember when i got out of the car and started screaming my head off

i hate sunday drivers any day of the week. the fucking annoying cunts who drive at 5 mph in a 60 zone

Another pet hate, which I encountered on the way home tonight - people who completely stop at a roundabout when theres clear line of vision that theres NOTHING COMING!!! :evil: :evil:

they really fuck me off too...along with people in the right hand lane going straight over when there are no road markings indicating you have to do it...

do people not realise that they'd fail there fucking driving tests for such stupidity :evil:

I am absolutely AWFUL for road rage like, I can't control it, it just bursts out of me like a terrible beast and I revert back to CHARVALUCY.

I f*** and blind at people like theres no tomorrow, but then again, i FUCKING do that anyway.

I have followed people so close that they sped up coz the bloke shit himself -then he lost it on a roundabout just ahead, spun 180 and ended facing me - i thought he was just going to flip and ram me off the road, but he reversed and turned into a side road, waited for me to pass then followed me - WAAAAY behind lol.

I flash people, get right up their backsides - mouth obscenities at them, make rude gesticulations, the lot - ONLY and ONLY if they have done something to warrant it


LIST OF THINGS WHICH PISS ME REET OFF

Non-Indication - yeah you may just be going straight on, but on a big roundabout how the fuck do the people opposite know where you have come from you TWAT)

Tailgating - being 4 inches or less from my bumper will make me go slower to piss you of you fucking turnip, it will NOT and I mean NOT pressurise me to break the law and drive above the speed limit TOSSPOT

Slow Speed - OH MY GOD. If you or your car cannot go above 40 in a 70mph zone, get off the fucking road you arsehole. take your test again or get a new car. WANKERS

Choose-a-laners - Why oh why oh why do you find it SO difficult to pick one? Don't block two - you may be driving a 4x4 but please for the love of god decide - a bus can get down the road so why you can't in your poxy JIMNI??

Small-cocks - i think its rather funny when you look at my corsa, think you are faster, which in all fairness you are on the straight - which is a question of economics, but my friend, you seem to corner like an egg in a frying pan, so im faster and more streamlined on the corners - that, is a question of driving skills. COCK-END

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That let off some steam??

not reaaaaaaaally lol :angel:

My road rage isn't too bad tbh. I've never even honked me horn at anyone.