2 tough questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said Yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it?
Do you mean hitler wanting to kill people with brown hair and eyes was funny?? And if so....how exactly?
i'm sure thats how the millions of jews that were murdered during the holocaust and their living relatives see it too... persecution and mass genocide are fucking hilarious.
Think he meant it was quite funny that hitler wanted a super arian race which he wouldn't of been part of. And not the slaughter of thousands of innocent people But i killed beethoven and elected hitler
if that was aimed at me then its not about being PC or no fun... my grandfathers family was persecuted and all except him and his older brother were murdered by hitler in the holocaust... his brother died during the war whilst in the polish army. so a bit of a sore point as you can imagine, an even if it wasn't meant, it came across like he was taking the piss out of the whole thing. if that wasn't aimed at me then ignore the above
it wasn't aimed at you in person - but in general at some of the bangwagon jumpers and people who are quick to steam in and make mountains out of mole hills. i didn't take his remark as he was laughing at people being slaughtered - i took it that it was aimed at hitlers rationale for people with brown hair and blue eyes. My dad's family were from Belgium - they were also needlessly slaughtered - although i know very little about them as much of their history and ties died with them...also my dad was a navigator on a Lancaster bomber in WW2 so he helped in other ways, We all have historys , No offence
yeah... can you tell i have my last exam tommorrow? you should see how bitchy i'm getting with some of the mongs on the tidy board... its more fun on there cos the intelligence level is a lot lower so you can really take the piss
Funny that! I've been like a stroppy woman recently. I reckon coz of exams. It's not that I'm worried about them, coz I'm not. It's that I just hate being interupted during revision. Even if it's something simple like the dog wanting fed, I tell him to fuckoff!
