Advice for women 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks. 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
hav a book with this kind ov thing in WHAT THE DIFFRENT BETWEEN MEN AND CHEESE? CHEESE MATURSE. ERM WHAT THE DIFFRENT BETWEEN A SPORTS CAR AND A PORCUPINE? THE PORCUPINE HAS ITS PRICKS ON THE OUTSIDE! WHY IS A MALES MAN HOOD HIS FRIEND? COS HE WUDNT TRUST A STRANGER WITH 90% OV HIS DECISIONS. AND SO ON AND SO ON, THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY!
Init! no wonder theres so many insecure ppl goin around! all we get is grief and made to feel insignificant! :evil: It's a good job i dont let female comments make me insecure , or i would just sit in the house feeling insignificant and worthless like a loser... hold on, that is what i do... shit. *the above is not true.* *well, not all of it* Nah - im sure we can search the net and find an equally witty set of jokes about tits or something. :groovy:
fukkin right! Watch some random adverts on the telly, If there's a couple, she'll be a business woman off earning the crust while he's at home being a fuck-up trying to do the cleaning/baby/blah.. I know it's only jokes n adverts, but it's constant put-downs and be-littling, I don't see the need, and I don't like it :evil:
More advice for women. before ironing make sure the iron is filled with water. Do not use too much starch when ironing. If tram-lines appear when ironing start again and dont be so fucking stupid next time. If you shrink an item when washing it replace it straight away without complaint. Dinner should be ready for as soon as your man returns home. Dinner should be served hot with a cold lager in a chilled glass on a tray infront of the tv. The tv remote is the mans property, if you take this item from him appologise immediatly with a generous portion of oral sex. BJ's do not stop when the relationship gets serious they should continue till the man cannot get it up anymore. Those horride items of underwear that only get used on wash day should be thrown out and only thongs to be worn, unless you have a fat ass then just go on a diet.
