Amusing Job Titles

Amusing Job Titles

Whats the daftest job titles you have ever heard?

I think my winner is:

Graphical Reproduction Technician....sounds all posh and complex and geeky........






















...........it's photocopying

And "Ambient Replenishment Assistant" - Shelf Stacker

Refuge Collection agents, THEY WILL ALWAYS BE BIN MEN

Refreshments Co-ordinator = brew bitch

Supply management = stationary cupboard cleaner.

@ Subway sandwiches - Sandwhich Artist = makes butties for a living

Strategic Partner Support Co ordinator

Sitting playing on the net all day

Accounts Assisstant

I dont do much really

I thought you did "everything that no1 else wants to do"

ok, so i dont do anything productive

'mixologist' at night.. bar man

'customer sales and rejuvination executive'.. call centre monkey..

hopefully..

'telecoms marketing researcher' by next week... maybe

I like that one!

My job title is "IT Liaison Manager"

lazy bugger

Hygience executive.

= cleaner

Sub Aqua Ceramic Technican : Washer Upper

Engineering Support Technician

I have absolulty fuck all idea what it means, but thats my job title

I test telephones

Bah I'm boring.. I actually do what my job title says.

A new winner

stock replinishment assistant = shelve stacker

Re: Amusing Job Titles

IT and Systems Analyst - coffee maker

Really though, Industrial Technician for cleaner probably takes the biscuit. My mother got that one a few years back, laughed when she saw the contract

Harry


















...........it's photocopying

And "Ambient Replenishment Assistant" - Shelf Stacker [/B][/QUOTE]

Horizontal plane refurbishment technician.

Just like thief = merchandise relocation engineer.