amusing things you do when drunk..

amusing things you do when drunk..

Last night i came in and went to bed...

head was spinning, so i put my foot on the floor..which seemed to work a bit....i moved it further over, and then fell out of bed....and just went to sleep on the floor

woke up at like 7am thinking...what the hell am i doing on the floor

mentalist.

i go with fat girls to there homes, tie them up shit on there chests and run home laughing my tits off.

when i was morts ages ago, i thought id left my college back somewhere in the club and went to look for it.

recently i sed to a lass i no we shud have sex sometime n she was like yeah but ma bf is there so i told him

I always fall over

im quite responsible

your obviously not drunk enough then

A couple of years ago, the week before I started in the job I'm in now, I had fallen down the stairs in my house while absolutely fucked. On my first day in work they asked what had happened 'cos I had a massive carpet burn mark across my face - So I told them I was a keen cyclist and had come off my mountain bike while in the woodland surrounding my home town

so amusing Christopher

ive woke up on the kitchen floor using a plate of pasta sa a pillow and my dogs as a blanket

ive woke up with random road signs next to my bed

ive woke up thinking it is monday mornin, ran to the bus stop with my work gear on, got on the bus, then realised its saterday

ive woke up with girls next to me, then tried to avoid saying their names till they/ I leave coz i cant remember em'

ive woke up (i know it sounds daft) and not known where the fuck i am...at all

ive ripped the for sale sign out the garden and threw it at my dad in a fight

i could list more but there would be a risk i may embarass myself

Now we all know that one's a lie