anyone ever shit themselves?

anyone ever shit themselves?

I did today at work, the embarrasement! av been ill for days, it must be something going around.

ergh

yeah you must be embarrassed, sharing it with a public message board!

Re: anyone ever shit themselves?

Please tell me you've been hacked :sick:

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nah, he really shat his undercrackers today. He had to go home early.

No, but

A lad I used to work with shit himself in Lloyds Bar in the Gate though. He didn't touch drugs or owt, but came out with us and was caning the poppers bottle one of the lads had. It must have "slackened" him up a bit, because he went to fart and shit himself right there.

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Oh dear

Can't say I have

My m8 was off his tits one night although i hadn't been out with him. When i went to his flat with his flat m8 i thought i seen curry all over the floor outside and when we got inside, there was a smell of shite and then we noticed a trainer on the outside windor ledge plastered in shit. Few mins later in comes my m8 with just his boxers on, gurning his face off asking us what had happened and where we'd all gone

A lad I used to work with did it twice, he'd just jump in his car and come back an hour later and say "Sorry like I had to go for a shower I shit meself"

basically i followed through, but ive been ill. no one noticed at work

haha did you just work through it like?

I was gonna stay and just chuck me boxers away but it wason my trousers aswell and it stunk. had to go home and get changed, i just spoke to me manager quietly and explained that i was ill, the funny fucking thing is he said he knows what it feels like

lee mate that is fucking grim.

get in there! Everyones a winner!

I laugh harder every time I hear that.

My mate regularly shits the bed when mortal, he often rings me up after weve had a skinful the night before and announces it to me aswell.

:sick:

this board generates enough weirdos im surprised no one has said it turns them on