April fools 'jokes'

April fools 'jokes'

the dj in a bar i was in last night at midnight said "george bush has been assasinated"

people were getting their phones out to check and saying WW3 was gona start

'' go to the store mate and fetch me a left handed screwdriver''

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that wasn't even funny!! i even rang me dad to ask him about it, i thought WWIII was well on its way

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Loads of people seemed to believe it

it wasnt funny to be fair, daft thing to say

i then proceeded to bust some moves on the table

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loving it!!

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bouncer wasnt too impressed

i didnt get the time to do a no pants dance

My April fools "joke" was from my girlfriend, she text me telling me she was pregnant!!!

Cant say I found it very amusing!! :tut:

She isn't btw!!

i told work i wouldnt be in due to breaking my leg being mowed down by some joyriding idiot....i then walkied in sipping a fresh orange holding a pastie and paper.....they werent happy likes cos they were trying to get cover at such short notice

i've been told to go downstairs for the long stand before

safe to say i touched cloth!

Did he attempt it?

I fell for the long stand when i started at foot locker, as it was vaguely related to clotes i just didnt think it was a joke

we once sent a lad out for the dinner run - sent him to asda to get some foreskin cheese my mate who works in topman in the metro centre sent a new lad up to the 3rd floor for a box of A.I.R - he went n all :laugh:

ive been sent for a pair of fallopian tubes,,,went n'all

me mate sent a labourer for some nail holes and a skirtin ladder

we sent one of the lads at work to homebase for some skirting board ladders

One year I phoned my Dad up in the morning to say the car had been stolen while I was at my girlfriends. He wasn't too happy when I told him it was April Fools. The next year the 2nd Gulf War was on. He got my brother to do a pretty amazingly real looking letter from the MOD. It was an inscription letter, and said I had to sign up straight away. They thought I'd be gutted, but I was really excited. Always quite fancied the army, and now I didn't have the choice. It backfired on them a bit I took it to work aswell, and give my boss it, he nearly had a heartattack!! I got wrong for that like

my ex lass told her mam she was pregnant, the same day she staged a car crash on the A19 with her mate, they were on the phone to me and pressed the horn started screaming then hung up and turned the phone off. ang me back to say my lasses head was pissing of blood and totally fucked, hung up then rang me back about 15 mins later to tell me it was a joke. it sounded real... i wasnt impressed, shes no longer my girlfriend , all this and it wasnt even on the first of april