As a rule I hate football but.... This is funny as. (Sheffield Utd chants & Songs) You fill up my senses like a gallon of Magnet like a packet of woodbine like a good pinch of snuff like a night out in Sheffield like a greasy chip butty Oh Sheffield United come thrill me again nah nah nah nah nah nah oooh nah nah nah nah nah nah oooh oooh Hark now here United sing the Wednesday ran away and we will fight for ever more because of Boxing Day Oh Sheffield is wonderful Oh sheffield is wonderful for tits, fanny and United Sheffield is wonderful Brian Dean and Tony Agana ippidy hopidy boo put them together and where do you go top of division two We are bladesmen super bladesmen from the lane we are bladesmen super bladesman You'll always beat des Walker You'll always beat des Walker We all follow United Oh oh we are the Sheffield boys Oh oh we are the Sheffield boys Forever and ever we'll follow our team Sheff United we are supreme forever and ever we'll follow our team Sheff United we are supreme we'll never be bastards like the Wednesday bastards We'll keep the red flag flying high die all Wednesday bastards all over the sea Sheff United are supreme Sheffield Wednesdays fucked it up again Sheffield Wednesdays fucked it up again Going down, Going down, Going down, Going down, Going down, Going down, Going down Wednesday Well I never felt more like swinging a pig from Hyde Park flats to Wadsley bridge United You caught me swinging a pig as you do as you do Neil Warnocks red & white army Neil Warnocks red & white army Neil Warnocks red & white army Come on you Blades Come on you Blades You're not very good you're not very good you're not very, you're not very you're not very good Are you Wednesday are you wednesday are you Wednesday in disguise are you wednesday in disguise Ya Dirty Wednesday bastard Ya Dirty Wednesday bastard What the fuck what the fuck what the fucking hell is that? what the fucking hell is that? Who let the pigs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? We ain't got a barrel of money, We ain't got Woodward or Currie, We're walking along, Singing our song, UNITED No-el, No-el No-el, No-el Currie's the king of sheffield We all follow United Oh oh we are the Shorham boys Oh oh we are the Shorham boys And if you are the wednesday scum surrender or you'll die! United! United! United! United! United! Sheff United! Sheff United! Sheff United! Sheff United! Sheff United! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Hi lo Sheff United Everywhere you go i'll be there I'll see the sun is shining When the Wednesday lose again ... It's hi lo Sheff United Everywhere you go i'll be there I'll see the sun is shining When the Wednesday lose again It's hi lo Sheff United You're not going up You're not going up You're not going You're not going You're not going up Cherio Cherio Cherio Cherio Shit ground, shit fans Shit ground, shit fans Shit ground, shit fans Stand up if ya hate wednesday Stand up if ya hate wednesday Stand up if ya hate wednesday Stand up Inbread! And you know you are Inbread! And you know you are Inbread! Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Lancashire Wank! Wank! Wank! Lancashire Wank! Wank! Wank! You're just a small town in Yorkshire Small town in Yorkshire You're just a small town in Yorkshire (to Barnsley fans) You're just a small town in Blackburn Small town in Blackburn You're just a small town in Blackburn (to Burnley fans) You're gunna get fucked up You're gunna get fucked up You're gunna get fucked up Outside! You're gunna get fucked up You're gunna get fucked up You're gunna get fucked up Outside! You're going home in a Sheffield Ambulance! You're going home in a Sheffield Ambulance! You're going home in a Sheffield Ambulance! Forever and ever we'll follow our team Sheff United we are supreme We'll never be like no cockney bastards We'll keep the red rose flying high! Find more at http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/
Some highlights.... 'Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Yorkshire Lancashire Wank! Wank! Wank! Lancashire Wank! Wank! Wank!' and ' You're just a small town in Yorkshire Small town in Yorkshire You're just a small town in Yorkshire (to Barnsley fans) You're just a small town in Blackburn Small town in Blackburn You're just a small town in Blackburn (to Burnley fans)'
the boro ones are fairly accurate, although some i have never heard in my life! follow follow follow cos the boro hav got juninho the ayresome angels will sing steve mclaren is king and its off to europe we go follow follow follow C'mon Boro, C'mon Boro C'mon Boro, C'mon Boro C'mon Boro, C'mon Boro The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope The Geordies went to Rome to see the Pope And this is what he said Who's that team they call the Boro Who's that team we all adore Cos they play in red and white And they're fucking dynamite And we'll support the Boro evermore We're Boro, we're barmy, We're off our fucking heads We hate Sunderland la la la la la We hate Sunderland la la la la la la E-I-E-I-E-I-O Newcastle are shite you know Robson is a wanker Sherpeard is a twat When it comes to football You'll win fuck all What d'you think of that And it's Middlesbrough Middlesbrough FC we're the finest team in football The world has ever seen La la la la la la Boro La la la... Fuck all fuck all fuck all Thats what you pay for your ticktes, fuck all We are the Boro The cock of the north We hate Newcastle And Sunderland of course We all drink whisky And Newcastle brown Cos we are the Boro and the Lads are in town La la la we are the Boro... You are my Boro My only Boro You make me happy When skies are grey You'll never notice How much i love you Please don't take My Boro away You're just a shite town on Tyneside In your Sunderland slums In your Sunderland slums You're always looking for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In your Sunderland slums No i can't hear nothing over there No i can't hear nothing over there No i can't hear nothing, can't hear nothing Can't hear nothing over there Or there, or there, or there, or there You only sing when you're winning Red army, red army, red army, red army. Steve McClarens red and white army We hate Sunderland Steve McClarens red and white army We hate Sunderland Peter Reid's got a fuckin monkeys head A fuckin' monkeys head A fuckin' monkeys head Theres only 1 job on Teeside 1 job on Teeside 1 job on Teeside ole ole ole ole ju-ni-ni-o-o-o ole ole ole ju-ni-ni-o-o-o He's here he is there He's every fuckin' were Massimo He's fat He's round He's worth 3 million pound Iron Mike, Iron mike Play in red and white We're fucking dynamite Boro are on their way Que sera sera Whatever will be will be There's only one Geremi Que sera sera M F C...P R T Teessiders we shall be We fuckin' hate Newcastle we hate Sun'land too Leeds united fuck u too! Boro Boro Boro We're the Teessiders from the north east We are the Ayresome reds We all get pissed out our heads We're the teessiders from the north east Build a Bonfire Build a Bonfire Put the geordies on the top Put the mackems in the middle And we'll burn the fucking lot You are Boa-Teng Always belive in your soul You got the power to know Your indstructable always believing You are Boa-Teng We've never won fuck all Feed the Rat feed the Rat Feed the Rat and he will score Ugo Ehigou La la la la Ugo Ehigou La la la la la la... Bobby Robson stinks of piss Stinks of piss Stinks of piss Bobby Robson stinks of piss Poor old Bobby Wears a nappy On His Arse On his arse On his arse Wears a nappy on his Arse Poor old Bobby ooohhh Massimo ooohhh Massimo oooh Massimo Ooo Massimo He's Here, he's there, He's every fucking where Massimo Massimo
