Ask Mr Kuhnt

Ask Mr Kuhnt

LATELY AT KUHNT MANORS I'VE BEEN RECIEVING A LOT OF MAILS FROM PEOPLE WHO JUST NEED SOME ADVICE ON LOVE, LIFE, MONEY ETC ETC...AND I FELT THAT IT WOULD BE A NICE WAY TO GIVE BACK TO MY SUBJECTS IF I SHARED MY WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE.

I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO COME TO ME WITH YOUR PROBLEMS AND LET ME OFFER SOME ADVICE ON ANY ISSUES THAT YOU MAYBE HAVING.

PLEASE...LET ME HEAR YOUR PLIGHT.

My cock has turned dark black, yet my bellend is bright red like a postbox.

Any tips ?

AHHH, THE AGE OLD CASE OF TOO MUCH MASTERBATION.

NEVER FEAR MY DEFUNCT PENILE FRIEND, THE CURE IS SIMPLE...YOU MUST FIRST LATHER UP YOUR PENIS WITH A BIG HELPING OF VASELINE BEFORE COMMENCING WITH THE MASTERBATION.

THIS WILL ALLEVIATE THE SYMPTOMS OFTEN FOUND IN BLACK COCK SYNDROME AND OVER TIME YOUR PENIS WILL RETURN TO ITS NORMAL FORM.

Re: Ask Mr Kuhnt

stop having sex with 'turkish delight' chocolate bars

Re: Ask Mr Kuhnt

Im a bit skint & thinking of robbing a bank

Any advice?

WELL MR BIN...MY ADVICE FOR YOU HERE IS TO BE PREPARED. MAKE SURE THAT YOUR CHOSEN BANK HAS BEEN FULLY REVIEWED AND WHERE POSSIBLE BLUE PRINTS/SCHEMATICS OF THE BANK HAVE BEEN OBTAINED AND STUDIED PRIOR TO THE ROBBERY.

I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT IF YOU CAN ENLIST THE HELP OF SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE THEN YOU DO SO AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU EXPLOIT THEM TO THEIR FULL POTENTIAL.

DONT BE AFRAID TO USE WEAPONS THAT RESEMBLE REAL WEAPONS BUT AREN'T. YOU DONT PLAN TO USE THEM BUT NO ONE WILL MESS WITH YOU IF YOUR HOLDING AN AK-47.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT FACTOR TO CONSIDER IS THE GETAWAY.

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE COMPETENT DRIVERS AND A PRE-PLANNED ESCAPE ROUTE. IF YOU CAN GET INTO TUNNELS OR OVER PASSES YOU CAN AVOID ANY HELICOPTERS IN THE AREA. ALSO, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 3 SEPERATE CARS TO JUMP INTO AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS RUNNING LIKE CLOCKWORK.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ROBBERY MR BIN.

Thanks for the great advice, maybee this should have been in a PM

NO MR BIN...MY WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE, EXPERIENCE AND ADVICE IS FREE TO ALL...

DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WANTING TO ROB A BANK?

Also Mr Kuhnt. How come your cock is black with a bright red bellend. Dont you practice what you preach?

MY PENIS IS BLACK BECAUSE I WAS BORN WITH A RARE DISORDER CALLED LICHEN SIMPLEX CHRONICUS DISORDER WHICH MEANS THAT CERTAIN AREAS OF MY BODY BECOME DARKENED. THIS IS WHY I HAVE A BLACK PENIS.

I WAS BORN WITH A RED MUSHROOM FOR A BELLEND AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD...I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD THAT THEY WERE ALL LOOKING AT MY BELLEND.

WEIRD.

dear mr Khunt is that what they mean when they talk about magic mushrooms?
signed
khonfused

MY DEAR FRIEND, A BELLEND AND A MAGIC MUSHROOM ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF SOME MAGIC MUSHROOMS:



IF YOUR BELLEND RESEMBLES THE ABOVE IMAGE I RECOMMEND YOU SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE.

MR KHUNT LURKING IN THE WOODS

COULD YOU HAVE USED A BIGGER PICTURE AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DONT LURK IN WOODS.

Dear MR KHUNT

Whats the best way to commit suicide???

MOVE TO BRIDGEND. STANDARD. BRAP.