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  1. Ché

    Ché Registered User

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    Best excuses for phoning in sick?

    Come on peeps...
    Ché, Oct 26, 2003
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    No-one can argue with the shits.
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    migrane
    feeling sick
    been sick
    just not well....

    just something simple always works best. And dont apologise on the phone! cos if you were really ill, you wouldt say sorry, you would just say im not comming in, im not well.... :)
    Mr. Revel, Oct 26, 2003
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    happy happy!! :)
    if ur a girl u say period pains especially if ur talking to a man cos they usually get all embarrassed n dont dare ask!! or i've used the "i'm locked in ma house, ma brothers took the front door key n we havent got another one and i cant get out" but i got away with that no probs as im renouned for bin dead ditzy!! but then they mite turn round n say "well just use the backdoor then" lol but ya cud say u didnt have one!!! um...god i've had so many excuses in ma time for stuff like this not so much work but every thursday afternoon i used to nick off college so had plenty of excuses 4 that!! food poisoning also ya cud use...?!! and just say u got a burger or hotdog from one of them dodgy lookin burger vans in town n ya think it mite be that...??!! good luck with ur excuses!!! :) :D xxxx
    rachel, Oct 26, 2003
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    The shits is the best excuse IMO!
    Jimmy, Oct 26, 2003
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    Yip, they are so uncomfortable that you've told them that they don't want to argue the point.
    Rob, Oct 26, 2003
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    sounds like a plan... new mixer coming tomorrow :D
    Ché, Oct 26, 2003
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    :king:
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    I wish i could phone in sick sometimes..... worse thing is it means theres 50 more emails to answer on top of the other ones when you come back, and a days work to catch up on. :(
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    the clap
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    :lol: :lol: U wana start telling ur office u hav the clap??????? :spangled:
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    Don't forget to lie with your head hanging off the end of a sofa (so it's upside down) when you call in.

    Just try to talk normally, you will sound really ill anyway so don't force it.
    Rob, Oct 26, 2003
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    should see peoples faces when u turn up the next day!!!!

    i dont understand how word travels so quick around an office!!

    even if its something pointless:wink: :wink:
    , Oct 26, 2003
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    U've actually done this then??? :eek: :D
    Cookee, Oct 26, 2003
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    I always just use im ill. Mind you ive only ever stopped off work once because I dont wanna go. And ive only ever been off work due to alcohol once. :)

    Oh, and never say you have tonsilitus(however its spelt), cos clearly if you had that you wouldnt be ringing would you? :rolleyes:
    Fish, Oct 26, 2003
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    not in so many words,,

    ive aint had the clap, but my old boss wouldnt let me hav time off

    so i said i had rash, and when she asked where i said it was personal.

    and it was contagous! :groovy:
    , Oct 26, 2003
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    done this b4 m8 ;)
    Ché, Oct 26, 2003
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    I remember I phoned in sick once years ago, and said I was in a rush to leave home to get to work and I tripped down the stairs and twisted my ankle!!

    When I went back to work a day or two later I had to pretend I still had a hobble just to make it more beleivable.
    I kept forgetting tho, and walking normally in front of everyone!!
    I walked across the office in front of everyone normally, got near the managers desk and suddenly remembered I was sposed to have had a twisted ankle lol, so quickly started limping!!
    CHU, Oct 27, 2003
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    Sickness and Diarrhoea or a that there's been a death in the family. :eek:
    JockB, Oct 27, 2003
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  21. ManofScience

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    sickness and diarrhoea doesn't always work. it might get you the night off to go on the lash, but it u work in a 'food environment' , and extra vigilant HR manager might want medical proof you're ok b4 returning to work... don't wanna contaminate customers...

    also - don't ring in saturday mornings "i've got one of those 24 hour bugs, i'll be fine for monday, definately" yeah, right - as obvious as a taliban in wallsend.
    ManofScience, Oct 27, 2003
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