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Is it penis week on Channel 4 or something?!?!

yea last night was john wayne bobbit & on mon it was penis enlargements...

there was 1 bloke who had silicone jabs in his willy & he decided he anted to get his balls 2 ft round in girth...he couldn't have sex or oral sex & had this fucking freaky thing in his pants...

wrong wrong wrong & a bit more wrong....(that bloke was any way..willy week has been as nearly as entertaining as pron week was when i saw my ex manager from bt )

bet you's are loving the cocks like

the best programme i ever saw on channel 4 was the 101 most embarrassing sexual accidents

im not watching it just have it on in the background in the other room

can you remember any of them

if there that big maybe its best seeing them from the other room, you can get the full picture

yeah we are...we're going to flick our beans over it so please have a wank over the thought of us doing that

that would've been hilarious

i havnt seen any but the bloke on shameless last night had a tiny one

I think number 1 was the gay couple who somehow decided it would be clever to fill his partners bum with cement and didn't think that it would set :doh:

didn't he just, as if you'd get it out on tv if it was that small.

How funny was shameless though? it fucking mint

pmsl @ last nights shameless

thats fucking horrible nat, you've scarred me for life

:wtf:

it was rather small on shameless last night...but i've seen smaller in porn films

oh I thought it looked quite normal (oops)

is your pc not sticky yet??

some of them were really funny though but it was over a year ago it was on, things like wanking next to a chain saw or something like that

why would a) a chain saw turn you on b) why would you want to have a wank near it :think: