Bird Flu alert

Bird Flu alert

Apparently we could all be dead in a matter of weeks if the worse case scenerio occurs.

Whats your plan to survive? I am going to go up my dads caravan with loads of food and water and a few good books. Ill return to rule the wasteland when your r all dead.

they are giving jeff the flu jab at work so he will survive and rule with you!

Re: Bird Flu alert

Fuck having you as my ruler if i survive......Im jsut gonna not bother trying and get a bit pissed

you will be the leader of the rival zombie lip eater clan that live in the smog swamps of the south

No, you heard wrong, anti bird flu jabs are being dished out to Fenham dwellers

Jesus, does your IQ get lonely?

Nope, you thinking my mate was getting jabs for bird flu is pretty funny like.

Where do you go to get these jabs? I don't want no dirty bird flu

you 2 have brightened my night that's for sure

I will ask Jeff tomm whether his workplace will dish out jabs to non employees, then you can both laugh in the face of sick chickens as we all keel over.

someone just stick a bloody needle in me for the love of god. :moon:

Just for you Dan (and Mr B)

"take me to your leader"

Cheers hun, tonight has added a few more laughter lines that for sure..

What I need is an Anti Bird Flu injection

Get ready for the chicken apocalypse boys and girls.

How is that SO funny? What exactly would you be having if there was a pandemic involving bird flu that had crossed over to humans?

It's a poultry plauge and only a chosen few will survive

(those who know where Jeff works)

Not chicken and chips that's for sure

nice answer!