breaking up

breaking up

I broke up with my lass and moved back in with the parental units last sunday.... (r) ... seems like a few people are having relationship problems at the minute .... is it me or is christmas like the graveyard season for young couples ... a mean is because we dont wanna buy presesnts or just dnt wanna argue over whose parents cook the god damn turkey .... I know of at least 4 couples in the last two weeks that have broiken up ... is it spreading ??? is this an epidemic .....

I had an argument with my girlfriend this morning and we split up on bad terms.

The major problem is that I will still see her every day.

She is connected to my right arm tho...

i reckon it is when it starts to get cold cos every1 is all depressed n more arguments happen bloody winter!

haha.... mines starting work at my place on monday so im bracing myself for a barage of hes a twat rumours ...... really looking forward to it actually

it should be a good laugh ive been there three years so its about time i was hounded out

Ouch. That's a damn unfortunate situation... good luck

ill de-inflate u ina minute!!!!

make u what??? :laugh:

.......................men!

i hope this is not en epidemic that is spreading!! ive spent too many hours planning and thinking about our wedding for that! ive spent ages on www.ezweddingplanner.com and i love it!!!

oh yeah that and i really love ness

nah seriously, whatever will be will be, but there are those occasions where you need to sit down and sort shit oot. hope everything goes ok for ya dean its took years to train my graham

Why don't you just deflate her?

captain grammar strikes again! :laugh:

ok ok hang on its a good thing that this has happend .... it was my decision and ..... i just posted the thread cos it seems like its happend to a few couples latley....... training your graham ...hahaha i could have sworn he was already house broken and potty trained....

only just mate
anyways, this just means i can watch the fanny rat of m&s in full flow when we go out now, she calmed u down over the last year or so mate!!!!

that was me btw :doh:

oh you think so do ya .......well tonight sees the return of captain buggernuts ............. its binge ... minge and lots from the ginge.!


and i may well be dragging your beloved out more as well .... and you dont wanna know how many choclate covered spanish virgins will be at the stag doo ..........mwahahahahaha :evil:

Its much more fun sucking the air back out

Weird the Xmas epidemic like, i remember my past 2 relationships, ended at xmas too...or at least thats when it went stale.

Think its the stress.

actually, i really dont care how many chocolate covered spanish virgins yous have, you can lick chocolate off them, bite thier nipples, anything you want to really,




as long as they arent female


OLE!!