I once burned my dick with coffee and didn't know what it was the next day. There were little watering holes in it so I went to the clap clinic...and the doctor thought it was 'very advanced stages of herpes'. Didn't remember what I'd done until I spoke to a mate the next week, doesn't give you much faith in the medical profession does it?
Can't believe i went!!! okay okay. gonna tell u's all now b4 fizz does but last night i entered an establishment that i swore i would neva eva goto........................fuckin baja shiteclub!!! the only good thing was that i was so pissed i can hardly remember it. lets just say i aint gona be goin back!!! apologies for letting u all down.
hehehe, damn you got there first!!! oh but i must upload the video clips of nessed pi$$ed out of his head last nite and put a link to them!! never seen him soooooooooo pi$$ed!!! just wait m8, just wait till i get home!! hahaahahahahahah oh and dont worry bout the coffee, and next time, leave the ironing board alone, but i have to admit you had a nice wet patch!!! lol the daft bugger came in all loved up, mortal, couldnt stand up, crawled into my bedroom at 2.30am after knocking the ironing board over, emptying his pockets all over my room, losing his tabs in the process, fell on the bed several times, talked absolute codshit, repeating himself as he went, apologising for everything, spilt his cup of coffee all over his crotch and my sodding bed, laughed his burnt testacles off, then crawled to his bedroom, only to fall into the washing basket and sit there without his pants on, talking to himself. Once out of the basket he made way to the toilet and eventually made his way downstairs to have another cuppa, this time with his nice orange underwear on!!! hahahahahaha cos he was too pissed to find some decent ones. and well, im gonna have to put up the video clips!!! after 6pm!!
LMAO!!! Sounds funny as fukk!... Feel 4 ya tho, having experienced baja... ive been *shudders*, at least we know what hell will be like... :groovy:
