Celebrities you would like to punch

Celebrities you would like to punch

Name: Jamie Oliver

Reason: You are a fat tongued twat who has sold his soul to Sainsburys. Id like to know just why "with Sainsburys spending this much time on Salmon, Where going to have a great xmas"

*punch*

Name: Alan She-Raaaaaa

Reason: Cos hes a ****!

That girl who used to be on hollyoaks and then went on to be a mtv presenter and on two pints and a packet of crisps or sumthing!!! I just wanna PUNCH her straight inbetween the eyes hard!!!!

Name: Jamie Cullum

Reason: Your not Frank Sinatra, your a fat cockney ponch who likes to sing other peoples songs in a fake yank accent.


*punch*

Jess please use the Correct format.

Name:

Reason:

:tut:

Jade Goody (minor celeb)

Just cos she's a minging, loud mouthed pain in the arse

I have another

Name : That black ganster one who was on the last big brother

Reason : You are not a gangster, you are a fat over weight council estate charva who looks like a sweaty over weight turtle!!

PUNCH

i wud love to smash fuck out of any of the members from busted. just for the sheer fact there all poncy little twats and it wud be quality taking run ups and punting them full belt in the face.

Name: Anne Robinson

Reason: She's a nasty Ginger bitch with an annoying voice who is so SHIT she needs a team of quick witted writers and pre-written sarky comments just to take the piss out of some1!!!

**PUNCH (and a kick when she's down)*** :evil:

your right!!! Victor !! :clap:

Name: Chris Moyles

Reason: You are not even remotely funny. You never have been. Ever. Only simpletons find you funny. Sadly this country has loads, so you are in a job. You are in fact a total total cock.

*punch*


And your fucking annoying.

*punch*

:rofl:

Thats the one!!

But now shes had the face lift

WOULD YOU DO HER?

Make the punch harder...caps lock :evil: for full effect!

mebeez but i'd punch her during it.

I edited, and gave him a second one.

hahaha!!! forgot about THAT TWAT.

Cant turn the Radio off qucik enuff & how ugly is the fucker?!!?

KEEP IT UP PPL!!

Name: Man from simple red

Reason : the man looks like jesus and repulses me. If that isnt a good enough reason I duno what is!

SMACK and a sly elbow in the ribs :evil:

Name: Any member of westlife (including the one that just left)

Reason: For being wankers with no talent

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH