Chalky white dog poo???

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    Chalky white dog poo???

    Question: Where has all the white dog poo gone?

    I can't remember the last time I saw white crap on the street. I know that most of the poo is scooped now but when you do see an old crap, its not got that chalky white look about it, know wot I mean?!:D

    I wonder why?

    Maybe its the food that has changed...or is it the dogs!?!?! You can't tell me that dogs have stopped shitting in the street...they don't give a fuck...they crap anywhere...:D
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    It is used as a source of energy for the creatures that live below lamposts (think Monsters inc here). Any thing that is white has the potential, that is why it only snows around lamposts!
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    its cos u have pick it up nowaday...
    :lol:@people who walk there dogs with there bags of shit
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    Could it possibly be anything to do with the government removing anything and everything to do with 'White'?
    :confused:
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    u can buy dinosaur poo did u know....
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    Oh well charvas have to eat something
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    I managed to shit blue after wednesday nights antics... wtf was I drinking? :eek:
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    green shits are always fun :D
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    Black shits are fookin horrible.

    Only had them once, after a stupid week on the piss. The doctor wreckoned I burnt my stomach. Still it had to happen sometime.
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    Guinness makes it black!
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    apparantly you dont get it anymore coz they dont put crushed bones in dog food so there isnt as much calcium in it , so it doesnt turn white !!

    :spangled:
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    My dogs occassionally still have white poo's. This is a result of giving them big knuckle bones to chew on and they devour it in 5 minutes!


    I am the source of all CRAP knowledge!:lol:
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    So does blood :eek: :eek:
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    so what makes it go blue? :)
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    Blue wicked made my sister have a blue poo once, and when i was little i had a poo that was like a lump of freshly cut grass. I never told my mam and she got dead worried cos she didnt know who's it was and no1 was owning up to it and they could have been seriously ill!!!!:eek:
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    blue wkd....

    that'll probably be the culprit! :D
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    i fookin told ya i was the bearer of shit knowledge!:lol:
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    This is possible the greatest post I have ever read.

    More thought provoking than Newsnight.
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    The white dog pooh was all to do with what was in their food. I think it was chalk they used to put in dog food or somethinf stupid like that and when the pooh was out in the air it dryed up and the chalk came out.

    They dont put chalk in the food anymore so you dont get white pooh.

    as explained by yelloboy in a previous post :D

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