Charva Chat Up Lines...

Charva Chat Up Lines...

The sheer genius of Charvas continues,

Out on sat and a charva tried to pull g/f with the opening line of "Tell me to fuck off if you dont like me"

Alice doesnt normally swear, so it was hillarious to hear totally dead pan

"Ok, fuck off"

He looked a little hurt by this and slinked off.

Anyway post yer best charva chat-up lines here...

here ye, will you suck me cock

have ye got a lad how

here pet, get ya gums round me plums


are just a few that have been used on me. and no......they didnt work

GET YA PRAWN OUT!!

There was this total wierdo freakin me out on friday at disco noir, me smog and sasha were sitting upstairs atthe beginning of the night for abit, and it was pretty empty - anyways this random mr came through the doors and kind of gave me a wave as if he knew me - but i didnt have a clue who he was. Then sasha said she was cold, so we decided to go back downstairs, but as we stood up this mr came over to me and said, " i have been looking for you all night, i cant believe your leabing me." And i asked who he was and he repeated what he said so i decided to just walk away from him:spangled:

Then later on i was standing at the side of the dance floor and he walked past me and grabbed my hand, but i pulled away from him, then he was stood with another bloke and they stood staring st me and pointing, so i went across the other side of the dance floor and luckily didnt see him again.

was the club good on fri then who was playin?,,, mark came to boro wif me n me mates was a gud laugh ! shame about that lad ... cheers for sticking up for me on fri, smartie can be a rite dick at times.... finks hes the boy,, when hes nothing but a sad little jew

ALICE???

Who the F**K is Alice?

Gees a gobble !!

to my then g/f a few years ago...

"it's not gonna suck itself ya know"

and

"gimme head"

by the same guy at a house party...

gotta admire his persitance/stupidity there...

Yea the club was good aye, Jeff Mills was playin, and am not sure who was on before him:spangled:

Got a tx of Mark askin how foundation was, and saying that he was on his was back from Middlesbrough at about 3 a think.

And Joe just nit picks

I remember that... he looked like a freak, i've seen some states but his eyes looked awful... he looked ill or something :spangled:

At stuff like:hes nothing but a sad little jew

What is his problem

Then u realised it was the mirror.

actually jo never started it,it was Joe.

go readthe thread mr

I aint really bothered who started what but is it okay to call people: a sad little jew

Nope.

Then again, she reckons she goes to 'Leads'.

LMFAO!

thats cheered me up. there's some legends frequented this board in it's time, what with iany 'split arses' and now that.

praise god for the t'internet.

So it's ok to call someone a hussy then?

To be fair, it isnt on the same scale as blatant racism.

To be fair, it isnt on the same scale as blatant racism.