Clever lad from Sunderland Backside firework prank backfires A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night. Paramedics found the 22-year-old, bleeding and with the firework lodged inside him, after receiving reports of the incident in Sunderland. He was taken to hospital with injuries including a scorched colon caused by the Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket. A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal. Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding. "He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area." 'Beyond belief' Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident. "There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him. "And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was." A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief". He said: "We have spent a long time working with the Government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public. "This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one." Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries. Source
Re: Re: Clever lad from Sunderland How the fuck did he think he thing that wouldn't burn him? Even if he expected it to fly staight off, the flames roar like hell for a good 5 seconds before it takes off...proper idiot
What a wally, I have no sympathy for this lad! 22 year old and sticking a firework up his arse. LMFAO @ scorched colon, it's been saying it on the radio all day, I bet he gets the piss ripped outta him.
i heard about this, wasnt he supposed to be in the army aswell? good luck to us, if he's fighting for our country
Ohh the irony of the "Black Cat Rocket".... Fucking tit that he is, colostomy bag for the rest of his life cos when would you ever ever burn you colon?
It's good to see that his mates find their mate blowing their arse up hilarious. It would be a right bundle of laughs I'm sure.
