Condoms Got this in an email from Fitzy so some of ya's mite have seen it already...but! Imagine if all major businesses started making their own condoms, but kept their same slogan. You'd have: Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike condoms - just do it Peugeot Condoms - for the ride of your life Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk KFC condoms - finger licking good Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand Safeway condoms - lightening the load Abbey National condoms - because life's complicated enough Coca Cola condoms - the real thing Ever Ready condoms - keep going & going Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Burger king condoms - home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain Flash condoms ! - just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work. Halford condoms - we go the extra mile Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter Ronseal quick drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can't reach Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the one with the hole (a very poor seller!) Which would you pick????!
Gillette condoms – the best a man can get Wurthers Originals condoms – because I wouldn’t give anything less to my grandson (that dogy TV ad from few years back)