cough medicine >>The Pharmacist walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a >>wall. >> >>He asks the Clerk "Whats wrong with the guy over there by the >>wall?" >> >>The Clerk responds "Well, he came in here this morning to get >>something >>for a cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup so I gave him an >>entire bottle >>of laxative". >> >>The Pharmacist yells "You idiot, you can't fix a cough with a >>laxative" >> >>The Clerk replies "Of course you can!. Look at him, He's afraid to >>cough"