Daddy long legs

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  1. Basic Instinct

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    Daddy long legs

    Why fuck have i been encountering at least 10 of these lanky fuckers every day lately ? :evil: :evil:
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Just pick all the legs off and leave the wings... then launch them..

    I'm sure you'll find part II amusing :laugh:
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    A Daddy Longlegs is one of the most deadly insects on the planet

    its poison will kill a human within 24 hours

    :eek:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Where do they unleash this poison from? :eek:
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    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    thats it though mate , their teeth are too blunt to be able to release it



    eating one = :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: and then :angel3: up to heaven time
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    Next time i feel like topping myself i will search for a DDL :cry:
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    Was gonna say.. i'm sure i have pissed many a DDl off in the past :lol:

    I'm sure i would have felt the wrath by now :lol:
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    The reason there are so many of these around has something to do with the fact that we had a mild april and start to the summer..

    Therefore there were less wasps about and wasps are the sworn enemy of the DLL.

    :D ;)
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    The fuckers have taken base on my estate like, swarming with them!
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    i feel like my whole like has been cheated...Ive thought that forever

    I don't mind jelly spinners they are canny...but big critter spiders get the wrath of the boot when they enter the cooper household!
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    wtf's a jelly spinner? :confused:
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    daddy longlegs...god get with the lingo :rolleyes:
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    You listen to Joe Whiley, Charlie ? :p
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    well whats a big critter spider?

    im confused now
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    Direct quote Mofo :p
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    A house spider :rolleyes: :p
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    I appologise for not bing down with the cool terms for spiders :p
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    its fine...if you ever have any queries about 8 legged critters...feel free to pm me sugar :p
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    Okey dokey, next time i see a funnel web spider running across the floor infront of me ill remember to come on here and pm you and ask for a cool name to call it before i worry about the fact its deadly and agressive :p :D

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