dictionary DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 1. 40-ish = 49 2. Adventurous = Slept with everyone 3. Athletic = No tits 4. Average looking = Ugly 5. Beautiful = Pathological liar 6. Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills 7. Emotionally Secure = On medication 8. Feminist = Fat 9. Free spirit = Junkie 10. Friendship first = Former slut 11. Fun = Annoying 12. New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places 13. Old-fashioned = No PJs 14. Open-minded = Desperate 15. Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing 16. Passionate = Sloppy drunk 17. Professional = Bitch 18. Voluptuous = Very Fat 19. Large frame = Hugely Fat 20. Wants Soul Mate = Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
