Egypt

Egypt

me and my lass are gunna book 2 weeks over there in august all inclusive

whats good to do over there?

were gunna go diving and hop on a lil plane and visit the valley of the kings like

what language do they speak over there?

you could nip across to Israel whilst you're there

jimi mate before u hit the buy ticket button u ddo realise egypt is a muslim country, they wont take kindly to your enoch powel speehes and bernard manning jokes and watch out on those tours mind, my mates bro go robbed at gun point behind a pyramid in the valley of the kings

Sweepstake on Jimi getting beheaded.

PMs to me for entry. Nearest date wins.

5 mins after landing: jimi bundled away by angry mob for nsulting the all mighty prophet

10 mins after landing: jimi tied to a radiator

15 minutes later: jimi on al jazeera being beheaded

Al Jazeera gets all the best footage.

they will be in on it thats why,

"areet mate its ahmed, you alright? hows yewer fatima?

aye mate shes sound, still chained to the radiator like after i caught her trying to go to the bazar without covering her face

aye shocking like init mate

aye fucking slut, anyway mate whats cracking

caught this british pig dog down by the airport insulting the almighty

fucking what, where is he now?

we've got him in his orange jump suit, just need a camera man cos mohammeds off sick with the shits

aye mate ill dee it like

nice one bruv, tell ackbah ive got those rpg's he wanted

sound mate ill be there in 5"




im bored

hahaha wtf

I have been twice now, loved it both times and one being summer just gone.

There isnt strips n strips of bars like ya get in places like Benidorm / Tenerife / Ibiza and id say at the most about two in a row but the holiday is what ya make of it - i went to chill out and did that as well as hammering the all inc.

Alot of the all inc's i have heard the food is hit n miss and ours deffo was, bird tongue soup didnt really appeal to me and i just generally ate what i knew id like in pizza / chips / rice and sauces n that hence the now looking like Scott Bond with another all inc coming up 3 weeks today

Id deffo go back and probs will for another week sometime, id reccomend snorkling only cos id be too frightened to go diving to be honest cos i fkn hate the sea.

Dont be fooled by the 5* flashing lights and all incs tho cos ours was meant to be acording to the travel agents then when we spoke others said 4* - for certain things it was 5* but not others - that was the Savita Resort & Spa - i think when i went about 3/4 years ago i stayed in Grand Sharm or summit.

like i said im bored

yes but when im over there ill buy a butterfly knife and knuckle duster so no fucker trys to rob me coz its all legal over there

thats what i did when i was in spain like bought a knuckle duster, any locals tryed 2 rob me i showed em me brass

4 hour bus ride to Israel... you know it makes sense.

We have to arrange you a 'who the fuck is Mohammed' T-shirt!

WTF is the matter with you all you crazy racists?

worst thing about egypt is the tramps who stop you on the street and beg for money, its horribel like you cant walk a few steps without it happening in sum places.

they will do things like open doors 4 u, and follow you for sum money for doing so, quite sad really.

i wudnt be suprised if sum1 offerd u money for your lass aswell jimi am not kiddin they really do!

When I was in Tunisia in about 94. This bloke who looked the double of Huggy Bear took my Dad aside and offered him 30 Camels in exchange for my Sister