Embarrassing things

Embarrassing things

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

For me it has to be when I was still in school.
I wrote a note to a lad I was seeing in my class, it was really dirty and very detailed.
But the teacher got hold of the note and read it out loud in front of the class. :blush:

Getting court havin sex by nanna was bad like she didnt aproove

Fucking gutted me mam went fucking off it wiv me

I once walked in on my mam having sex, when I was about 10.
I still remember the man was sucking my mam's toe.
I had nightmares for weeks!

Wot a True Legend

My mate once wrote a dirty text to her boyfriend and accidently sent it to our manager at work.
It was something along the lines of: I want to feel your big hard cock inside me..... etc.
It was so funny, although I'm not sure if she found it funny!

we were at a mates house 1 time and he went to send me a txt about a kid a brought wiv like sayin like get the fuck wit out me house.....problem is he sent to to the kid him self PMSL

i brought this bird home from town, i thought everyone in the house was in bed (oh how wrong i was). was busting her on the sofa in the the coservatory, only to find my brother and 2 of his pals sitting in the living room perving on us. i wasnt realy arsed but she was embarrased to fuck, needless to say i whent nuts with my bro because the bird was stunning and she hasnt texted me back since

Bet ya bro was fuckimg lovin it tho.........if only sumone had a camera phone

i have my suspicions, none of them ever let me go through their phones im not arsed i was giving it some, it will look like a porno. she was a moaner aswell, i gave her the snakehips n she was loving it

PMSL Good Lad

i was plugging away at this bird in me mates younger brothers bedroom, one minute i had a condom on the next.. it was neve seen again. we looked high and low for it, but it was never seen agen, which led us to believe it was inside her fault for trying to be a clever bitch by putting it o with her mouth

tbh i wasnt really embarrased but i never heard from her again

there was the time i was shagging a punk rocker lass. in the morning me dad came in my room to find a massive pair of green dr martins reet in the middle of my room. he couldnt stop laughing everytime i walked past him

i fucking love rock chicks, utter dirt

proper fucking mosh pit lmao

pmsl

loren

my mate is the best girl in the world. shes a "rock chick" down to earth as fuck, but we always seem to shag when we are alone. its class because she is never daft about it (like alot of girls would be) i see her with other boys and she sees me with other girls and there is no jealousy at all. but more to the point she is a fucking class shag, her pal is aswell. dirty dirty rock girls are the way foward no doubt

lmao