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  1. Nass

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    fat people and toilet seats

    3 fat mingers were recruited at my place last week.. since then the toilet seat snapped and i can't waste time having a shit anymore.

    ban fat people from toilets :up:
    Nass, Sep 20, 2004
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    we used to have loads of trouble at work with people shitting all over the place. the bogs had to be shut sometimes. its fucking gross and very hard to understand?!?!?!

    i mean i could understand it if it was happening at school or st james but at the a fucking posh office where everyone is "intelligent" and dressed in suit etc....

    im sure stuff like this happened in some of my other work places as well, even shit getting smeared everywhere......

    WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN PPL???????
    Congay, Sep 20, 2004
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    Re: fat people and toilet seats

    Instead of making silly rules up why don't you just stop going to the toilet?
    Rossy, Sep 20, 2004
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    he would die of septicaemia

    we wouldnt want that
    Congay, Sep 20, 2004
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    Re: Re: fat people and toilet seats

    :clap: helpful...

    It's all the suit-wearing, acting professionally, using management jargon, etc, that turns them into perverted scatologists, they enjoy playing with it. Sickening...
    dodgy, Sep 20, 2004
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    This used to happen at northern rock all the time, no-one ever got caught for it though...
    Adam, Sep 21, 2004
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  9. Nass

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    thats disgusting..
    Nass, Sep 21, 2004
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    this always happens? where? i've never worked anywhere where people shat all over the place...

    :sick:
    ManofScience, Sep 21, 2004
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    I can safely say I've never broke a toilet seat.
    Maybe they should ban immigrants from using toilets too ;) :p
    Jimmy, Sep 21, 2004
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    I worked at the NHS Prescription Pricing Authority and apparently one day a disgruntled employee (who'd just been fired) took a dump and then smeared it all round the cubicle, on the door handle, inside the hand dryer and so on - and as he left the bogs, the boss walked in, took one look and called in the rozzers! The guy was restrained by security, gibbering and shouting about unfair dismissal - what a dick head.

    I am pleased to say that the toilets at my current work are both clean, and sanitary - the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a dump in them, as Gunnery Sargeant Hartman might say.
    sirskunkalot, Sep 21, 2004
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    NO NASS.

    BAN FAT PEOPLE.
    scruf, Sep 21, 2004
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    apart from jimmy ;)

    and phil :p
    scruf, Sep 21, 2004
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  15. ManofScience

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    wanna discuss this friday?
    ManofScience, Sep 21, 2004
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    Sick pervert! :mad:



    :p
    GeordieLee, Sep 21, 2004
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  17. Jimmy

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    I was just thinking that :)
    Jimmy, Sep 21, 2004
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  18. ManofScience

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    tag team?
    ManofScience, Sep 21, 2004
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    Natural Disasters?










    Sorry! :oops: :p
    GeordieLee, Sep 21, 2004
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    word


    Lee - hahaha, tosser :p
    Jimmy, Sep 21, 2004
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    ManofScience, Sep 21, 2004
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