Fucking STI adverts

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  1. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    Fucking STI adverts

    ffs, seriously, do i need to be told to wear a condom after every fucking tune?

    a mate of mine has (very irresponsibly) nailed 16 birds in the last 2 years and never wrapped up.

    He's just had the all clear from the cock clinic. Frankly he deserves to have aids.

    In your FACE NHS.
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  3. Oasis

    Oasis Peter North-east

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    Re: Fucking STI adverts

    lucky cunt!:lol:

    I shagged one lass without a sheath and got the clap. Damn you Mackem birds!!!!:cry:
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    Re: Fucking STI adverts

    are you being serious?

    I'm no saint but I'm certainly not a narrow minded as to to discredit the value of sexual health education..

    your mate is clearly a fuckwit.
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    Re: Re: Fucking STI adverts

    Yeah i'm serious!

    And yeah he's a silly lad! I don't condone that sort of behaviour!

    Unlucky Pete :lol:
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    God I get really embarrassed when these come on when Im in the car with my mam :oops: I try and talk over it. I mean talk sex infront of her :blush: no way :lol:
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    I do just the opposite and fall silent :lol:

    Fortunately i'm hardly ever in the car with my mam.
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    i feel awkward like wen they come no the tele, same as with the talk to frank adverts !
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    :lol: :lol: wasnt my fault she was asking for me to tell her
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    Its all about knowing the girl your having sex with. I got 2 STD's off one dirty slag ages ago because i never bagged up and thought i was invincable. I learnt my lesson. :oops:
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    thinking about this makes me feel ill :sick:
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    well if you dont use it you lose it!
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    I prefer Westwood's slogan...

    "Strap it up before you slap it up.."

    :lol: - Said it on live on Radio 1 too.. I couldn't stop laughing for ages.....
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    I've had Chlamydia on swaps like.
  15. Jason Bourne

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    On swaps :lol:!!!

    Mad.
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    ill swap a gonorrhea for one of your chlamydias if you want like
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    Fuck that, me chlamydia is defo worth more than that, I'll swap you it for ya HIV shiney.
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    not when youve been with the same person for three years, surely it's different when youre in a long relationship
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    :up:

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