fucking wanker tossas mugs arseholes. Yes i am talking about you........cosmic ballroom doormen. Story as follows: Me and a few mates (4) were having a good night last night in the pub gettin well merry. Decided to go to junior g for a little dance. We booked two taxis one came and took 3 of the lads away and me and my mate followed. They got to cosmic b first and got in no bother. I get there.............bouncer : "you not getting in, we caught you last week selling drugs and you got arrested" Me : "Blimey, thats strange i seemed no be 150miles away in leeds at the time sir, but how can this be" The fuckers wee adimant it was me. I was kicking off big style. So they got the CCTV out took them about 20mins to watch it and hey couldnt even find 'me' first thinking it was thursday night then thinking it was friday. Lets get one thing straight. i am NOT or ever will be a fucking drug dealer nor have i been arrested for it. Eventually they come back and say it does look a bit like you so im gonna have to come back next week. Stupid fucking cunts, i was livid all my mates in there and innocent me not allowed in because of what can only be described as 'fools' on the door. Luckily digital doesnt have idiots on the door and had a nice guy called richie hawtin playing. We went there, it rocked. Consequently i will be boycotting all cosmic ballroom events. exhales
Pretty much most of them mate, there was one guy tho who was fighting my corner but i think they took a vote. I felt like fucking roger rabbit
They actually did something similar to me last month asking if I was in last week and I said no I only go to junior g if someone good is on. I think its just they dont like the look of certain people and like to excersize the little bit of power they have in their life every once in a while. (Wankers)
I had a bit of a run in last week with the young one, won't go into details but was not impressed. saying that though, have previously always found them to be ok. the head doorman, sammy, is sound.
Tbf tho, i dont look like a trouble maker. I was laughing and joking with my mate when walking up, even said alright to the bouncers. surely they would go throught the trouble of the CCTV just cos they didnt like the look of me.
What does the head doormen look like, i think he was sticking up for me. He was driving away in a car when we got there and got out to see if he could help.
Was just saying that last week, but always open to change my mind. They weren't going to let one of the promoters of Freaky Dancing in the other week.
This is where you went wrong. Drug dealers always laugh and joke to their mates on the way in as it's a good way of showing you're deffinitely not a dealer.
99.99% of bouncers would uphold a decision that the sun was shining at midnight, rather than look like they had changed their minds. If a bouncer has decided you aint getting in - then your wasting your time. Its rubbish but whats the point in arguing. Cause of that, i just make a conscious effort not to act like i could even be the slightest bit of trouble on my way into a club. Bad crack tho - instead of boycotting the place, why not take it up with the owner and get your own back that way. Obviously the bouncer was 'just doing his job' but why rise to that eh. shame it happened
Yeah, he wasnt sticking up for me, wasnt really against me really tho. Just said that theyd made a decision as to come back next week. They obv fucked up or else they would have said no your not gettin in it is you, dont come back next week.
