funniest experience

funniest experience

erm i cant think of a really funny one ...apart from when i went go karting ..not them fast ones or out..i was the last person to come back in and i was to busy lookig at some thing, that i forgot to brake and sent the other karts sprawling onto the track..some with the members of the public still in em....there was loads of tourists around watching too....lol..well had to be there i suppose

erm..... when one of my mates parents were moving his matress out of his room and there was a 'hole' ahem in it where he has been puttin sumthing



and once we sent a letter to a lads house which looked official and all... about public masterbation in schools.... basically his mam read it... went off it @ him.. went hoffit @ the school in assembly and we were sat there pissin our selves.....

i mean.. the headteacher cudnt expell us all


oh yeh and ive been dragged thru the drive thru @ maccyds half in a car with my trainers smokin....

mine has 2 be afte a nite out in Yarm, a mate ov mine (who shall remain nameless) got "caught short" havin had 2 much 2 drink she diicided that behind a car wud do just fine!
bout 30 seconds later as she is mid flow, the car lights cum on! car full ov ladz, turn the car round and shine the lights on her!
then start 2 shout out the window! "she's steaming, she's steaming"

had 2 be one ov the funniest thingz eva, me, messhum and me sis were crying wit laffing!
poooor thing!

Haha Don't think she'll be too happy bout you telling everyone that!

using a dead sun flower as a shower....

helen will explain!

sounds intreging lol (cant spell soz)

i once argued with a banana for an hour about when summer sound system was..... it sed july i sed june.... we had a fight on our hands..... im not crazy u are..

the funniest thing ive ever seen is when i shuved a pencli (one of the black and yellow ones) up my mates bum. it was funny as fuck

i mentioned no names benny boy!
so i cant get wrong can i?
what she dont know wont hert her!

jay wen u read this say nowt! same goes 2 u shae and tino!
i mean it!

would i say anythin??...............................

not the funniest thing ever like, but 1 the donk will certainly appreciate............ seems to be that every time we get on the train sum where we end up pissin ourselves laughin at summit

1, either sum bird in fits laughin at text messages she was gettin

2, hiding at the end of the train as the inspector gets closer and closer, just as our stop is gettin closer and closer!

3, bein put in the quiet zone on our way to code, WHAT!!............. we wernet too quiet and this old dude was proper givin us hackys after repeatedly being woken up, so ben decides to open his bottle of champas......... (with all his experience ud think hed manage to stop the cork from flyin all over) well he didnt.............. hit the roof bounced all over then nearly hit the old dude by about an inch!! another disastor!

LOL sounds a bit like when I was talkin to the wardrobe cause I thought it was my cousin. I had a converstion for about an hour aswell until my mam decided that I was going mental and made me sit downstairs and watch TV so I wouldn't kill myself or whatever.

HAHA lol

no comment!

Having a full on conversation with the chairs in foundation one night. I personally dont remember but i tend to do crazy things like this a lot! i.e. trying to smoke water bottles, thinking water bottles are my phone, Sowing in my sleep, theres too many to mention! :spangled:

dont forget trying to eat nothing, then putting it on ur knee and wipeing it off!!!
lmao that was soooooo funny!

You see there are just too many to remember!!

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actually i wouldnt!

why didntthe quote work b4?

thats better, no i wouldnt say nowt actually!

ok


thinking about funny experiences....
the saddle market in durham the sunday b4 xmas, ginger sam dancig 2 we r the children ov the nite..... has 2 be one ov the funniest thingz EVA! think u were there tino.... do u recall?