Funny as fook night

Funny as fook night

So tonight I was just supposed to be flyering .. Id banned myself from drinking/going out but that didnt last when I saw my best mate in town and convinced her to come cheer me up at the club I was working for. £10 all you can drink jobby, although I didnt need to pay the tenner so how could I refuse :laugh: :drunk:

Saw my kid cousin out and his bird who looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much like me and his mum :laugh: And his mate who didnt know we were related was like 'fucking hell she looks exactly like your mam'

My best mate managed to pick me up and wouldnt put me down on the dance floor and nearly broke my neck in the loos fuckin piss heeeeeeeeeeeead! Then she managed chucked her food over me on the way home ... whilst we were sat down!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN she managed to pull me into the flower beds Ive still got mud in my hair

And now Ive got some spaz on MSN trying to make out that they're Jacques Le Conts and that we met in either Bristol or at Turnmills Yeah reet

sounds like a good night then Hannah! sounds better than mine anyhoo

glad u had a good night tho.

The swede didnt think to edit his msn profile ... he name was in it BUSTED I think I would have remembered if Id met and spoke to Jacques Le Cont EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJET

Another freeeeak on MSN hannah.

I attracted them like anything man

Hahahaha omg I just remembered, I shit my best mate Kellie up ... she had my phone & I thought she'd lost it ... but Id actually put in in Sabrina's (my cousins birds) bag

Tequila Gold

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Not so funny -

Sending a picture message to the wrong person

Remembering Im going to me Mums for dinner 2moz ... oh dear

Re: Funny as fook night

:laugh: i have photo evidence

So has many a people by the looks of my sent messages Post it on ere :laugh:

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omg it doesnt even look like us

Ive also just remembered a large amount of people taking the piss out of my ozzy accent

Ozzy Accent :spangled:

Yes, I have an Ozzy accent It goes from Cockney to Ozzy ... please dont ask me why, I have no idea ........


Im not even a Londoner ... I should have a south west farmer accent :spangled:

from cockney to Ozzy!!! how does that work......

I dont know Thats how I talk tho

Reet Im going to bed ....... before the Lorazepam and more embarassment kicks in

Also I thought Sabrina was funny when she was like 'Your cousin geting all emtional just because we havent seen/spoke to each other in the club for an hour' ......... I was like dont worry, it runs in the family - I shouldnt take the piss out of myself anymore but :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

awww

Seiously I go from 'he aint got a danny le rue' to 'ahhh yeeeeeah, throw a shrimp on the barbie'

Chris Spence