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  1. Mad4it

    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    Getting rid of dodgy birds

    what is the best or worst thing you have done to get rid of a dodgy bird/bloke you cant be arsed with?

    I had one who i dont know and my mate slipped her my mobile number for a 'laugh'. I just want to judge what i have done against some of you to make me feel better!
    Mad4it, Jan 16, 2006
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  3. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    Peter (Oasis) had a canny goodun on saturday, some nice bird came over and got his number for one of her mates, all he was told was she was wearing a grey dress, anyway she walks past and she was rank. she texted him saying hi gorgeous fancy meeting up some time, his reply... sorry love im a raving homosexual and my boyfriend is sitting next to me. my mate cam was sitting ther totally unawares :lol: :lol:
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    I told him out right I couldn’t deal with him being a pump pump and a squirt
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  5. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    or in adult terminology?
    Lee, Jan 16, 2006
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    He could only last 3 minutes :mad:
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  7. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    ahhh :lol:
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    + he was a lying cheating twat who took a fancy to my younger sister REVENGE IS SWEET especially when all his work collegues know
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    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    I faked my own death - seeing as i have never met this person and she was telling me she wanted to get married and was scottish - i thought crikey she is clingy and desperate so rather than say "sorry pet, i think your bonkers and want nowt to do with you" i just borrowed my friends phone and said i was dead.

    easy eh!
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    :lol:
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    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    i just didnt want to hurt the poor lasses feelings if you know what i mean, rather than just ignore every text and phone call for know reason i may as well pretend to be my dad and say i died over the weekend. it works as well, throughly recommended for any far away weirdos. !!! :lol:
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    Ahh not the younger prettier sister scenario! Glad I only have a brother.. :lol:
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    Jess C Tookie

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    Im pretty sure she wasn't that stupid:lol:
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    Incestious relationships are against the law!!!
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    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    Either do i, thats why i dont it if you know what i mean. She rang back my mates phone and he pretended to be my dad, i got a text earlier to day saying "at least your an angel now, RIP".

    Hoho, no mad scottish bird calling me anymore!
    Mad4it, Jan 16, 2006
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    :rofl:

    poor lass will be crying herself to sleep over you :laugh:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    what a callous cruel thing to do...:lol: :lol: :king:
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    why would you text someone who is dead ?

    :doh:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    she was clearly mind fucked
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    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    i dont know, maybe she had a battered mars bar on the brain!!!
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