Hamsterdam

Hamsterdam

My brother has just text me to tell me hes paying for me to go to the dam in feb...woop woop!!!

He's paying for me to go for my birthday for a week in july too...how good is that!!!!

The dam is like the best place on earth to me...i cant wait :chill: :chill: :chill:

i would put money on you single handedly smoking hollands supply of cannabis!

not single handedly...my brother will certainly help out!!!

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Doitch galore!

its heaven aint it :chill:

just make sure ya say "lekker ding" to all the fit dutch blokes over there... will get ya far

'fit' and 'dutch blokes' cant be used in the same sentance, unless the sentance is 'that dutch bloke isnt very fit'

lol they do tend to wear tight revealing shorts and have ginger beards...

lekker ding means sweet cheeks btw... ive pulled a dutch lass with that before! :laugh:

you sure?

according to translator it means 'nice thing' and that was a chick with a dick that you pulled

last time i was there there were loads of really horrible dutch blokes eyeing me and my sister in law up, coz we were the only girls in the coffee shop, they were well freaky, i dont like dutch people, unless they have a spliff in their hand at the time of meeting them...

nah, not my type, although last time at promise ferry looked alright with that stubble, but still not my type...

well thats just what the dutch people i met on hols told us... she wasnt a chick with a dick but she was defo a BOBFOC!


@kerry... all the dutch people i met on holiday were nice... but they are all fuckin wierdo's... still not as bad as the french!

Guarenteed init mate haha.

the dutch are nice, and we have similar interests :laugh: but they are strange too, wouldnt fancy going on a date with one!

she still stalks me on msn... fucking looney! looks like im not the only martin with that problem!

Last trip to the dam I had shrooms, got lost, shit myself, tried to break into someones flat (i thought it was mine) and woke up in the gutter with a Bosnian tramp called Mary.

Im not that kean on the place.

you show us hows its done eh pike??!!!

nah, if ness gets like that on the stag do, the ding ding is off.

Rules of the Stag baba! rules of the Stag!

Whens the do?

sometime next year i should imagine.

whats the rules for the hen then??

rules of the hen no one gives a fuck cos girls cant party as hard as THE LADS

Ill get onto Baldy and see if theres a place for me on his last night of freedom/true happiness!!