Has anyone ever been arrested?

We were out with some girl once who spent the entire night wittering on about her new handbag. "if it had a penis I'd shag it" etc repeat for 6 hours. You can imagine how annoying this was.

On the walk home, me and my mate sprinted past her and grabbed it for a bit of a throwabout, but unfortunately as we rounded the corner we were stopped by a police car, who'd seen the whole thing and assumed we were muggers.

They didn't arrest us, but it took 45 fairly intense minutes in the back of that S60 to explain what had happened.

Aye!

Me n Kenzil...............twice.

Yeh i been arrested twice.

How about i just give you a few key words......

not remember gow
pickaxe pete they called him after he killed that lad with a £9.99 pickaxe from b&q cos he woudlnt lend him a tab

Got arrested once on shields road for telling a policeman that i bet he got bullied at school and i earned twice his salary. Bit silly really.

As for me and kenzil i cant possibly comment until i have his consent

well i tell u rossy,

1st time we egged on some egyptian kid @ school to smash some greenhouse up, but he got chased then caught, but blamed us! i was gonna get the blame until they found some cctv which proved it wasnt me

2nd time got caught with shit loads of pills at godskitchen got arrested, slung in riot van etc... when i was at police station they relised i was only 17 so i couldnt go to court so i got repremand insted = sorted!

yes

got caught doing beak in a bar that my company owned, me n the manager didnt get on he called the police thinking i would get sacked .....

8 hours in police cell, dna took drug tested thoroughly searched caution recieved nd part of my conditions were to go to drugs councilling

excellent ....

as for getting sacked from work i never i got a promotion 2 weeks later

very silly

Yes, Twice.

Incident A. Pissing in the coppers car park in Newcastle (I can't remember this by the way, just what I've been told).

Incident B. Possesion of a Class C Substance (K), but before it was reclassified, so fuck knows how they cautioned me with it

Will someone please post that e-mail that a certain person wrote dictating the whole night and what led to him being arrested??

It is the funniest piece of literature I have ever read!!

Quality

yes - I blame the telegraph for selling us a jug of vodka redbull grenadine, then 5 mins later telling us to drink up coz they were closing early... loopy juice when downed that quick. I eventually got nicked after falling out with a taxi driver who couldn't find the house the party was meant to be at, he drove me to the gateshead police station, they weren't too arsed till I decided to stick 2 fingers up at a police van as I was walking away... stoopid

plus years ago at a reclaim the streets protest in london for being a 'millitant anarchist ringleader' (according to the chronicle front page )

I also have a certificate from the council acknowledging my involvement in providing free entertainment in a warehouse setting, and thanking me for my efforts for the dance music community... or it might have been a caution

Walvin has been locked up loads of times

Graham once took a walking stick to vuzz then promise, walvin was mooching about with it inside foundation. On his way out of the toilet he was kindly asked by a doorman "Why have you got a walking stick", when he replied "erm, i don't really know" this prompted the door man to search him. he had 6 garys. unlucky

When i was an angry 17 yr old, drinking stella and having fights were fun - i was arrested for D&D and Assault on a copper - but they let me off when i cried in the cell. winner

And i have a caution for theft.

Does driving offences count? i tried to evade police after speeding with no insurance, no MOT and no road tax - 8 points and a £500 fine

i think thats my lot. pretty tame to be honest

Not arrested but got caught off a copper pissing in a back lane behind a night club , little did i know in my drunken state that the police camera's point directly down that back lane , thing is my m8 was rite next to me still pissing when they nabbed me n they said fook all to him !!!

I was being so cheeky to the coppers they were gonna lock me up but sumit came over the radio n they sped off !!!

Got a letter thru the door a few weeks later telling me i was a naught boy lol