Help I've been ripping this lass at work all day cause she wears big horrible hoop earrings like a Charva and i said (for a joke) i was going to list 101 better things to do with them than use them as earrings. She bet me i couldn't and i can't resist a challenge so help me out please peeps
Give them to Jimi to use a cock ring. That way it could slow him down and he might even manage a full half hour
use the as bounus rings at one of blackpools many ring over bottle games mini helepads so you know where to place your brew hula hoop for a toy monkey smelt em down to make a gold tooth new frames for bonny langfords glasses chav spares for buckeroo use them to play paul daniels style magic hoop trick throw them in the bin for being chavtastic
Get a refund from Argos on them & use the 49p for bus fare to the nearest NHS Clinic to learn about contraception so there will be a few less charvers trying to rob me of tabs everytime i walk down northumberland street
make her swallo them for being a chav ! put them back on the curtain rail where she got them from ! Give them to some poor third world country to use as practice equipment for the 2012 olypics !
send em to tim westwood to bling out the rear view mirror in the next nova sr on chav my ride hang her from the the roof by her feet and bring in the Chinese olimpic gymnastic's team to practise there hoops set i'm sure she would'nt wear them again
Tell her to shit through them. Stick them in her eyeballs. Sell them to the owner of a parrot. Use them as motorbike wheels.
scratch the gold paint off them and tell her that a primary school cant afford to be missing two hula hoops in the same school year then beat her with a rounders bat and throw bean bags at her as punishment
cover them in chocalate for an ellaborate wagon wheel joke give them to a homeless person take them off her and slap her armbands? add glass for fasionable specs take them off her and slap her use them as a paperweight feed them to a hungry animal take them off her and slap her you put them on and walk down the street asking random strangers for a "snowt hew"
