heres a one for the metrosexuals

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  1. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    heres a one for the metrosexuals

    i want to put a bit colour into my cheeks for the ny

    i dont really want to have to go to a sunbed place everyday, im not that arsed about getting my balls out for a beauty therapist, so what or where do you go for this sort of crack??

    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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  3. Pierre

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    try the spray on shit or that cream that has the tan in it

    well thats wot my lass said anyways :lol:
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    You can get self-tanning stuff that does it (relatively) slowly, like Johnsons Holiday Skin. There are loads of different types. Alternatively, I guess a lot of beauty salons will do the St Tropez (or whatever it's called) spray on stuff.
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    Just put some make up on you wimp.
  6. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    :blush: :bang:
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    Nivea 'slightly tanning stuff' ;)
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    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    p,s i'm ginger..........its the only way
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    How about something to get a bit less colour in my cheeks? Coz my face looks like a smacked arse after being in the cold all day.
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    well...all the time really :oops:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: oh dear oh dear

    back to the original question - you can get moisturiser that tans you if you dont want to go ott

    otherwise a tanning cream should do the trick - just dont put it on THAT day see what colour you go first
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    aww im sorry love - i shouldnt laugh

    i dont know how to stop you looking like a slapped arse all day - mine doesnt look much better in this weather if that helps :lol:
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    hehe I wasnt really offended I was just busting your chops :D
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    :eek: the cheek

    :lol: its all good :D
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    thats the stuff i'm talking about!! The Nivea one is mint
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    the moisturiser ones are nice for winter :cool2: i think i might get some actually i was thinking of going to the sunbed - but its crap and effort to keep going
  18. Stephen

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    cheers peoples:D
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    sunbed it...it means you don't have any white bits :p
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    Go on the sunbed but don't over do it, go on once every couple of weeks just stop you looking pastey.

    I go on 9 mins a week which is too much really. Some people go on everyday lmao.
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    and ure still white as a sheet



    now dan he has his sunbedding sessions just reet a nice tan

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