how did this happen?

how did this happen?

not that anyone wants to no this but..
Last night, at about 3.oo a.m when i went to bed, there was a really strong smell of shit in my toilet, i went to have a look and there was one of the widest turds i have ever seen, sittin in the loo.
now i hadnt had a no.2 that day, n there was only my ex who had used the toilet apart from me, and that was 13 hours before, and i had been for plenty of no.1's and flushed the toliet and that wasnt there.
i was looking about the house for a burglar who had decided to shit im my toilet and not flush then hide somewhere. lmao
confused me to bits

it might of come back up.

what might of, i didnt have a shit! and i would be amazed if a girl could pop one of them out!

haha

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'turd burglar'

he must have been the robin hood of turd burglars, stealing from the ricj and giving to the poor

You've never had a shit in the toilet before?

lol, i no wot you mean, but how did it manage to stay there for like 12 hours, it was big enough to block the fookin tube!
i wonder if my pipes are connected to next doors, it might have somehow sucked back up the pipe lol.

It's probs got stuck in the pipe just behind the toilet. It might of gotten bigger due to being in the water for ages.

Still funny though.

maybe its the Return of the Phantom Shitter of Ikon

, well looks like ill be asking the ex if she had a turd when i was asleep

i'd like to be a fly on the wall when ya ask her

"excuse me darling but did you have a massive shit in my bog ?"

Minging!

You'd probably be on the giant poo if you were a fly.

I cant go a full day without having a shit like

should have got amongst it like this dirty bitch

oh dear, someones gone too far...

story of my life...

thats fucking rank, shes loving it as well !