I am the chosen one

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  1. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    I am the chosen one

    I've just had a sales call from India trying to flog me an Orange contract...

    His opening line (with enthusiasm) was "you are the chosen one"

    I nearly pissed myself :rofl:

    I decided to see what his craic was like so i let him pitch it to me but he couldnt even sell a free winning lottery ticket!

    It was hilarious bless him, he thought he'd suckered me right in :rolleyes:
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  3. Conway

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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    but he never offered you a red or a blue pill?
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    i had a call from some company who didn't have my permission to contact me about anything...dunno what they were trying to flog me but i was rather abrupt & even after he'd told me i was being removed from their calling list he tried to flog me it again..bad move on his part :lol:
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    Red ones are so much better!:D :p
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    Re: I am the chosen one

    I reckon he thought it ws Mourhiniho he was calling and got it ixed up with chosen and special one!:lol: :dunce:
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    They are a pain in the arse!

    When they ever asked me if my old boy was around i would just say to them 'one moment please'...and just leave them waiting..obviously not going to get him..the longest ive had them on the line is about 5 minutes...:lol:

    it must piss them off slightly
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    :lol:

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