I died and went to heaven last night!

I died and went to heaven last night!

Rachel Stevens walked into restaurant I was at and sat at table next to us! She's hot as fuck!

Think she'd been tipped off that I was there.

Did she! I bet people like her always look better in the flesh. Where were you?

No cheesy chat up lines

jammy cunt

was she with a lad? the sun will lap it up if you had pictures

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My mate went out with a girl from wolverhampton who was the double of rachel stevens . She was lush , i remeber being so jealous until i herad her talk bah what an accent that is

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Wounded

Was at my lasses work do in London. She was meeting Simon Fuller there. She is even hotter in the flesh if that's possible! I'm still picking my jaw off the ground. And to think I hate my lasses work nights out and nearly didn't go!

Lucky man shame you didnt get her number tho.

yeah surley your lass wouldnt of minded if you went off with rachel stevens ... You should have out her on your list

i saw grace from BB in topshop on oxford st yesterday, she looked less of a dog than I expected..

i would

despite he having teeth that looks like she sleeps in a nuclear reactor

Aye but those legs

You could lick her out while standing up.

yeah, she is long enough to be continued. i definitley would

oh aye

it wouldnt be her teeth i was dining on

i don't think i'll ever be able to do that unless i could find a lady that was about 12 foot tall

or you got your legs chopped off.....

Or if she was standing on a ladder.

or had some yellow pages

Or she was para-gliding and crashed into a tree, and was left dangling at head height.