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  1. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    I Have A N*gger For A Wife

    LET ME START BY SAYING STRAIGHT THAT I LOVE MY WIFE AND WOULD DO OST ANYTHING FOR HER. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, THOUGHTFUL AND A GREAT COOK AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HER BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN, BUT FOR ONE MAJOR FAILING - SHE'S A N*GGER.

    OBVIOUSLY I KNEW THIS BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED, BUT BEING BLINDED BY LOVE I HOPED WE COULD GET BEYOND THAT ONE DAY, MORE FOOL ME. WHEN I THINK OF WHAT WAY OUR KIDS MIGHT TURN OUT WITH A N*GGER FOR A MOTHER, I SQUIRM.

    A COUPLE OF FRIENDS ARE GOING OUT WITH N*GGERS AND THEY'VE BOTH ADMITTED THAT AT TIMES IT CAN BE HARD TO DEAL WITH AND LETS FACE IT GUYS , WE LOOK FOR THE HOT CHICKS - BLONDES, BRUNETTES, REDHEADS, CURVY, SLIM, TALL, SHORT, ITS ALL GOOD - BUT NOBODY WANTS TO END UP WITH A N*GGER, DO THEY?

    CAN ANYONE OFFER ME ANY ADVICE APART FROM GETTING SHOT OF HER AND LOOKING FOR A WOMAN MORE MY TYPE? AS I SAID, SHE'S AN ADORABLE WOMAN, AND I WOULD GLADLY SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN BLESS WITH HER - IF SHE'D JUST STOP N*GGING
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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  4. Basic Instinct

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    It's a new low for nucastle.co.uk :(
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  5. J

    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    ___________________________ <----- Line crossed :rolleyes:

    not the best of jokes
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    :rolleyes:Why dont you put her back on the banana boat:rolleyes:
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    That was just a rubbish joke! I'm not bothered about the subject. It was just the worst joke I've ever heard!
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    Duly reported. :rolleyes:

    I hope it was meant as a joke. Even so, it should be removed.
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  9. psycaholic

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    Re: I Have A N*gger For A Wife



    whats the point in * the A cos it's just not funny



    HA errrr HA errr ok i give up

    :rolleyes:
    psycaholic, Aug 9, 2006
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  10. B.O.B.

    B.O.B. Registered User

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    Oh. :dunce:
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  11. MR KUHNT

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    Re: Re: I Have A N*gger For A Wife

    BRAVO :CLAP:

    THE REST OF YOU. . .CRETINS :lol:
    MR KUHNT, Aug 9, 2006
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  12. B.O.B.

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    Re: Re: Re: I Have A N*gger For A Wife

    :oops:

    Can't believe Psychaholic got it first. Even more :oops: .

    :dunce:
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  13. psycaholic

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    Re: Re: Re: I Have A N*gger For A Wife



    sarcasam kuhnti :rolleyes: is this a baby pic of you

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  14. eyeball

    eyeball Registered User

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    I got it straightaway.

    It's just not funny that's all.
    eyeball, Aug 9, 2006
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  15. MR KUHNT

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    WHATS WORSE,

    MY SHITTY TWIST OF WORDS JOKE OR YOU POSTING UP BLATANT PEODOPHILIA STYLE HUMOUR
    MR KUHNT, Aug 9, 2006
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    eh! are you using type talk or somthin' you retard ??????
    psycaholic, Aug 9, 2006
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  18. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    YES **********, I AM USING TYPE TALK

    FUCKING INBRED
    MR KUHNT, Aug 9, 2006
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    Den no, seriously.

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    Re: I Have A N*gger For A Wife

    :lol: :lol:
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