I love my mum came home this morning bit worse for wear and she's tidyed my room bless,fuck know she may have came across thou bit of pointless info for today for you all
The other day I noticed that my mam had sorted out my draws and she's basically uncovered a fuckload of stuff inside my bed and just mentioned it. I am proper fuming. She doesn't seem arsed but it's fucking embarassing when she finds a draw full of incriminating stuff. Nosey cunt.
my lass got me an anne summers masturbation kit for a laugh last year , obviously i wasnt gonna use it so i left it hidden out of sight, anyway i came back from nottingham and my mam had moved the stuff round in my room, i looked for the wanking kit and it was gone, i thought she threw it out but a week ago i found it neetly stored at the bottom of my drawers, i felt shit
My mam came round when I had been with some lass one night and she brought loads of porn mags being the dirty devil she was and I was waking up to my mam telling me boring crap about her day when she stopped mid speech, I opened my eyes to see her clocking about 5 porn mags right next to my bed. The lass had already left and she didnt believe me when I said its not what it looks like
one of my mates the daft cunt was trimming his pubes into a carrier bag he had porn playing on his computer and his dad came in the room and copt an eye and shut the door straight away, he came back in about 5 seconds later and started laughing and said he knew he'd catch him at it one day.
